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77+ New Zealand Slang Words and How to Use Them Like a Kiwi

Last Updated on May 16, 2024

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New Zealand slang can be quite hard to understand especially on top of our fast and harsh-sounding accent. Sometimes it can seem like Kiwi English is an entirely separate language!

This is why I’m going to teach you some common New Zealand slang words, phrases and lingo!

This Kiwi slang can be found just about anywhere, even in the likes of fancy restaurants and hotels.

It includes some Maori words, Maori phrases and Maori slang used in everyday life, and even (it turns out) a few popular terms from the UK.

Also for reference the Maori language is called ‘Te Reo’ in Maori.

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From funny Kiwi sayings and New Zealand slang terms to Kiwi slang meaning, NZ slang phrases and other Kiwi lingo, there are New Zealand words and phrases for every person in almost every situation.

If you’re visiting the land of the long white cloud, then make sure you bookmark this page and test out some of these words while you’re travelling New Zealand.

This list of Kiwi slang are used widely around the country from the South Island to the North Island but there are some really local slang words that certain regions use so if you come across any on your travels that I don’t mention here, make sure you comment them below.

Here’s a complete guide on New Zealander slang and how to use it like a real Kiwi! It may look complicated but trust me; once you get the hang of it, it’s easy as, bro.

Let’s Talk Like a Kiwi! Here are some New Zealand Slang Words

1. eh – “it was cloudy this morning eh”.

This is one of the classic New Zealand slang words. New Zealand terms like this can be added onto just about every sentence you can think of.

2. Yeah Nah – “Do you want a vanilla ice cream?” “Yeah nah, I’ll be right”

Kiwis say this when they are a little indecisive on what the heck they are trying to say.

3. Bugger all – “How much money you got?” “Bugger all.”

This is used when you have nothing left. I was surprised to also hear this Kiwi slang used in the UK.

4. Bugger – *Something goes wrong* “Bugger!”

You can use bugger when something goes wrong. Bugger is classic Kiwi farmer slang and I hear it many times as a from my Dad growing up on a sheep farm.

This NZ slang is basically a curse word , but a very light one at that.

5. Chur – “Here’s a drink” “Chur”

Wondering what does chur mean? Well, this word can be slapped around in many different ways.

Sometimes the chur meaning is attached to another word or used by itself. It can mean sweet, awesome, yeah, good, cool, or cheers.

6. Bro & cuz – “Chur cuz” or “How’s it going bro?”

Basically means the same thing, and is just asking how are you doing. Although it can, this Kiwi slang rarely refers to an actual brother or cousin.

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7. The wops – “He lives out in the wops”

This is one of the funny New Zealand sayings people always find adorable. It means a place in the middle of nowhere or far from anything.

8. Carked it – “Did you know Jimmy carked it the other day?” or “The car carked it”

This is a little depressing, but it is usually used when something or someone dies.

9. Munted – “That guy is munted as” or “I crashed my car and it’s munted”

Sometimes there are Kiwi slang phrases that are a bit flexible . This kiwi word has two meanings: when something is broken or when someone is drunk.

10. Chocka – “Have you had enough to eat?” “Yeah, I’m chocka block” or “Can you fit this into your car?” “Nah, it’s chocka”

This is used when something or someone is full. Not always, but sometimes we add ‘block’ at the end of this New Zealand slang.

11. Sus – “He looks a bit sus” or “That’s a bit sus”

When a situation or someone is particularly suspicious.

12. Piece of piss – “Can you build this Lego man for me?” “Yeah, it’s a piece of piss”

This colourful expression basically means when something is easy, and is both slang for New Zealand and the United Kingdom.

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13. She’ll be right – “Are the sausages burning?” “Nah, she’ll be right”

When something is going to be okay or alright. This is one of my favourite New Zealand slang sayings.

14. Taking the piss – “Can you work for a few more hours?” “You’re taking the piss mate”

If you’re being unreasonable then this is usually what you will hear. This is another of the Kiwi sayings I heard used a lot in the UK.

15. Piss / Piss up – “Can you grab the piss out of the Ute?” or “I’m just going to go take a piss” or “Let’s have a piss-up”

Piss usually referring to either alcohol or urine. The word piss-up refers to a party. As you can tell, ‘piss’ is pretty diverse in Kiwi slang!

16. Stink one – “Did you grab me a pie?” “No” “Aw stink one ”

Uh oh. This is one of the New Zealand sayings you don’t want to hear because it means you have just disappointed someone.

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17. Keen – “Do you wanna go to the pools bro?” “Keen”

One of the more direct slang words in New Zealand, this is used when someone is enthusiastic about something.

18. Jandals – “Don’t wear sneakers, wear your jandals”

In other words flip flops, thongs (Australian slang) or sandals . Not only are they used for wearing purposes but also used as a weapon if someone has been a dick.

19. Skux – “You look skux today” “Thanks bro”

This NZ slang word has many meanings. The most popular is when someone looks cool or trendy. Sometimes it can be that a person is looking hot.

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It’s one of the more versatile New Zealand expressions.

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20. Nek minute – “I was at the dairy, nek minute”

A true New Zealand icon is this guy: He created this famous video which has now had over 7 million views where he used this most unusual of kiwi expressions.

So nek minute basically means ‘next minute’. This is one of the New Zealand words I use all the time with my Kiwi friends overseas.

21. Mare – “I’m having a mare today”

This means you’re having a difficult time. Hopefully it won’t become one of the more common Kiwi phrases in your vocabulary!

22. Pack a sad – “That kid is packing a sad”.

Whatever you do, don’t do this. Packing a sad means you’re basically having a tantrum.

23. Gumboots – “Chuck on your gumboots and let’s go on the farm”

Also known as wellingtons or rubber boots. As a kid, one of my favourite songs of all time was the gumboot song!

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24. Beached as – “I can’t get off my bed, I’m beached as, bro!”

Referring to the cartoon where a whale is stuck on the beach, it means when you’re stuck somewhere.

25. Maaaate – “I forgot to buy you a bag of hot chips” “Aw maaaaate”

Sometimes Kiwi words and phrases are complicated, and sometimes they’re just “Maaaate!”

This has to be said with an extended middle of course, but the normal word is just mate. You would use this NZ slang if you’re a little bit disappointed.

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26. Choice – “I got you a pie” “Choice bro!”

Choice means awesome, cool, great, thanks.

27. Dag – “Linda is a dag”

Dag is one of the Kiwi words that has multiple meanings. The official meaning is a piece of old poo hanging from a sheep bum.

But if used in Kiwi slang, as in this case, it actually means that something or someone is funny.

28. Hard case – “Oh Sharon, she’s a hard case!”

Hard case is New Zealand lingo for a person who is witty.

29. Hard out / hard – “Karen is so annoying” “Hard out bro”

Hard/hard out is a phrase used when you agree with someone.

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30. egg – “you’re an egg” or “you’re a rotten egg”.

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You will probably need to watch the movie ‘Boy’ to appreciate how versatile this word is in Kiwi English and how to say it in many different forms. It’s used as an insult to someone.

31. Good as gold – “Everything is good as gold”.

Means everything is great, sweet, perfect or going great. One of the classic New Zealand slang words!

32. Bloody – “That was a bloody great night out, wasn’t it?”

This word is stereotypically British, so you might be surprised to learn that is a very common New Zealand phrase, too.

Bloody is put into any old sentence and is one of the most common New Zealand slang phrases .

33. Tu meke / too much – “I got you a pie” “Too much bro”

Tu meke is one of the Maori phrases on the list. It is Maori for too much. It’s not used as you might have thought. It means awesome or good job.

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34. Yarn – “Stop spinning a yarn” or “That was a good yarn”

Yarn is NZ slang for a story or talking bull.

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35. scull – “scull it now”.

In other countries, you probably yell “drink” instead of scull when someone is downing a drink. In New Zealand, we yell “scull, scull, scull”.

So if you hear someone yelling that in a bar, don’t worry they haven’t just found a dead body, it’s just some Kiwi drinking slang.

36. Chilly bin – “The drinks are in the chilly bin bro!”

This is a bin where you keep your drinks called. Also known as a cooler bin or in Australia it’s an esky.

37. Hungus – “Stop being a hungus!”

This refers to someone who loves food a lot.

38. Gizza – “Can you gizza drink bro?”

This is word is short for ‘give me’. It is very common in Kiwi English for multiple words to be shortened this way.

39. No worries – “Thanks for that!” “No worries cuz”

This means no problem! If someone helps you and you say thank you they will usually reply ‘no worries’.

40. Not even ow – “Jack went to Jail” “Not even ow”

I’m not sure I can really translate the meaning of this unique New Zealand phrase as it simply is what it says. You might use this term if you are a bit surprised.

‘Ow’ is a term for you or someone; it can be added to just about any sentence and still make sense to a Kiwi.

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41. Yeah right – “Johns got a girlfriend” “Yeah right!”

A classic NZ saying that is apparent on Tui billboards. You can say this to someone if you don’t really believe what they are saying (Tui is an NZ beer).

This is one of the New Zealand slang words you will hear a lot!

42. Bowl round – “I’m going to bowl round to your house” “Chur bro”.

It literally has nothing to do with Bowls being round, in true Kiwi slang style. It means when someone is coming around to visit.

43. Long drop – “Just got to go use the long drop”

A long drop is a Kiwi term for an outhouse or an outside toilet with no flushing system. Commonly found in campgrounds and out in the wop wops.

44. Heaps – “I have heaps of piss bro!”

New Zealanders use this word like it’s going out of fashion. Heaps means lots.

45. Togs – “I’m just gonna go get my togs on”

This is one of the NZ slang words I always get funny looks for. When a Kiwi refers to togs they mean swimming costume, swimmers or bathing costume.

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46. All good – “I forgot to wear pants today” “That’s all good bro, I understand.”

Basically means what it says. You would use this if something is all good or it can mean that’s okay too.

47. Mean as – “I got this lollipop for free!” “That’s mean as!”

This means sweet, great, cool. Refers to something being awesome.

48. Crack up –“ I got a fine for stealing a piece of grass off my neighbour’s lawn” “That’s a crack up!”

Instead of saying that is funny you could just use the iconic New Zealand slang words ‘crack up’.

49. Straight up – “Are you being straight up?”

This word can actually mean two things. Either you’re telling the truth (being straight up) or you’re agreeing with someone like you would say “absolutely”.

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50. Wanna hiding – “Wanna hiding bro?!”

This is one of the Kiwi phrases you never want to hear.

If someone comes up to you on the street in New Zealand and asks this, it does NOT mean they want to play hide and go seek. It means they want to know if you want to fight them.

51. Sweet as – “This road trip is sweet as” 

This phrase is probably the most common NZ slang phrase. This can be used to describe something OR as a response.

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Let’s say someone says they are going to be late meeting you, in response to that I would probably say something like sweet as.

52. Squizz – “Can I have a squizz at your new kitchen?”

I’ve been told this is a very odd word in Kiwi English, and I have to agree! This means to have a quick look.

53. Ta – “Here’s a sandwich” “Ta”

It simply means thanks.

54. Pakaru – “Mum, the TV is Pakaru!”

Another of the Maori phrases commonly used throughout New Zealand. This Maori word is often used when something is broken.

55. Stubbies – “Chuck your stubbies on, we’re heading to the beach for a day out!”

One of my favourite Kiwi slang words is stubbies! It’s another word for short shorts and they’re usually especially hard on the eye if men wear them.

56. Dairy – “Let’s go to the dairy and grab a pie!”

The dairy is also a corner store where you can grab snacks, a mince and cheese pie and just about anything else you need!

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57. Legend – “What a bloody legend”

In New Zealand, if someone is a good person or does something good, we often refer to them as a legend.

For example, let’s say your friend gets you a treat from the diary, you could say “Wow, what a legend!” to them and this would be a sort of thank you.

58. Arvo – “I’ll come round this arvo”

‘Arvo’ is ‘afternoon’ for short. You may notice Kiwis will shorten their words quite a lot because let’s face it, who has the time to say full-length words these days?

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59. Tiki Tour – “Let’s go for a tiki tour”

Tiki Tour is New Zealand slang for when you go on a NZ road trip but go the long way around OR you’re going for a drive (or walk) with no real purpose.

You’re just going on a casual tiki tour around the neighbourhood!

This is one of my favourite New Zealand phrases and makes me instantly think of home.

60. Legit – “Is this really legit bro?”

Again this is another NZ slang word that is just a short word from the actual word ‘legitimate’. I have seen many countries like Australia, the UK and the USA use this slang word too so it’s not only a Kiwi one!

61. Marnus – “He’s being a marnus”

If someone is being annoying or a ‘dick’ then feel free to call them a marnus! Other ways you could use this could be ‘What a marnus’ or ‘Stop being a marnus bro’.

62. Fulla – “What a stink fUlla”

The word fella is used in many countries around the world, however, when you arrive in New Zealand, Kiwis say it with a slightly different tone. Fulla is just another word for man.

63. Oi – “Oi, come here”

Oi is often a calling word for when you’re trying to get someone’s attention whether you know them or not.

Although if you’re saying this to someone you don’t know it can come off as aggressive or negative and considered one of the top New Zealand Slang insults

64. Bomb – “That’s bomb”

Bomb is another word for cool, awesome or great. You could easily describe these New Zealand hidden gems as ‘bomb’.

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65. Sweet – “nah, I’m sweet thanks”

Sweet is just another word for good. This is very similar to how we would use sweet as but by now, you’ve learned that Kiwis LOVE to shorten things!

66. Flat out – “I can’t come to the party, I’m flat out right now”

The word ‘Flat-out’ is used when you or someone is super busy. It usually means that they don’t have time for something or right now they have no time for a break because they are super busy.

67. Dodgy – “Hmm, That sounds a bit dodgy to me”

Dodgy is used nearly worldwide but it IS used a lot in New Zealand to describe something that doesn’t seem legitimate or legal.

For example, let’s say that your mate has a wife and kids but doesn’t come home until 5 a.m. every night – now that’s a bit dodgy.

68. C*nt – “He’s a good c*nt”

The word c*unt is used for good in NZ (most of the time). I know that it is uber offensive in America but in New Zealand and Australia it’s usually used as a compliment.

C*unt is comparable to ‘ fulla’ or person. So if you’re from the USA and someone calls you this in a nice tone then don’t be offended, they are complimenting you!

Although it can be a good word it is still considered one of the biggest Kiwi swear words.

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69. Chuddy – “Can I have a piece of cuddy?”

Chuddy is short for chewing gum. Now that I’m in my 30’s, I rarely use this but this New Zealand slang word used to be very popular when I was in high school and with the younger generation.

70. Maccas – “Let’s go get some Maccas’

Maccas is a shortened word for McDonald’s. You may also hear a similar version ‘Maccy D’s’ which also means the same thing!

71. Bach – “Let’s rent out a bach for the weekend”

This is less of a NZ slang word and more of just a different word that we use to describe a beach house. So if you’re visiting any of the beautiful New Zealand beaches then make sure you book a bach!

72. Turps – “She’s been on the turps”

Had too much alcohol? Your friend Shelly drank too many cruisers last night? That my friend means that you (or Shelly) have been on the turps and maybe drunk a wee bit much!

Turps is just another way to say alcohol.

Make sure to take a camera with you whilst on these types of nights out!

73. Crook – “Today I feel too crook to work”

Crook is slang for feeling sick or unwell.

74. Ratbag – “Suzy is being such a ratbag”

Ratbag is a Kiwi insult that is often used to call someone a brat. It’s not a super offensive word and is mainly used to describe children when they play up.

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75. Barbie – “Put some more meat on the barbie”

No, I don’t mean the doll, a barbie is short for barbeque.

BBQing and eating outside is a popular activity in New Zealand, grab your fav pair of sandals , a battery pack for your phone, and you can spend the entire day out in the sun!

This slang word is used in not only New Zealand but also in Australia as well. Having a Barbie MUST be on your New Zealand food bucket list.

76. Gutted – “I feel so gutted right now’

The New Zealand slang word ‘Gutted’ usually means that you’re really sad or disappointed by something. For example, when the supermarket runs out of your favourite drink or when your friend cancels on you last minute.

77. Stoked – “I’m so stoked right now”

This is totally opposite to the word above! If you’re feeling happy or excited about something, you’d be ‘stoked about it’.

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78. Tramp – “Let’s go for a tramp tomorrow”

Tramp is another word for a hike.

79. Missus – “I have to check with the missus”

Missus is a word for wife, girlfriend or partner. It’s basically Mrs but we use it for all of the stages of a relationship, not just if someone is married.

80. Yonks – “I haven’t seen you in yonks”

Yonks is New Zealand slang for a long time. For example, if something is taking a while or if you haven’t seen or done something in a while.

81. Far out – “Far out, there’s no way!”

Far out is not a way to describe something that’s a long way but instead, it’s more of a reaction word if someone tells you something shocking or something happens that was not expected.

A New Zealand sandwich or referred to as sammie in New Zealand slang, on a wooden cutting board.

82. Sammie – “Can you please make me a sammie?”

Sammie is short for sandwich!

83. Smoko – “I’m going out for a smoko”

This is a slang word that is most popular during work hours. A smoko is when someone goes on a cigarette break.

84. Sunnies

Sunnies is short for sunglasses. Honestly, I don’t think I have EVER used the word sunglasses in my life thinking about it.

Sausages (or referred to as saussies in New Zealand slang), on a grill with smoke coming out of it, a classic scene during a Kiwi BBQ.

85. Saussie – “Let’s go to Mitre 10 for a saussie’

Okay, this example sentence needs a bit of explaining. Saussie is short of sausage BUT it’s actually used in a couple of different ways.

Of course, a sausage is a sausage but in New Zealand (and Australia) outside of popular DIY stores like Mitre 10 and Bunnings, it’s very common for there to be barbeque that a school group or charity is running to raise money for something.

In New Zealand this barbeque is called a ‘sausage sizzle’ and it’s where you can buy a saussie in a piece of bread with onion and tomato sauce for $1 or $2.

So Kiwis make also say ‘Let’s go get a saussie’ and what they mean is go to Mitre 10 to the sausage sizzle.

86. Cuppa – “I would love a cuppa’

Cuppa is a New Zealand slang word for either a hot cup of coffee or tea.

87. Op Shop – “Do you wanna go down to the Op Shop later?”

An op shop is slang for an opportunity shop or thrift shop.

Frequently Asked Questions

If you think something is cool, the correct New Zealand slang term is “skux”, as in, “that’s skux, bro”.

Meaning hello, good morning, take care and even good luck, saying hello in Kiwi slang is as easy as “Kia Ora!”

Unlike their Australian neighbours, Kiwis are more likely to say “She’ll be right” than “no worries” to mean that everything is OK.

Hottie is a term that somebody from New Zealand will usually say if they find somebody attractive.

As long as you have these Kiwi slang words sorted you can start talking like the locals! Just don’t ask them to say the sentence ‘my deck is very slippery’. You may get a hiding !

Tell me below what is your favourite New Zealand slang words. Do you think you can master Kiwi English before your visit?

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Theworldonmynecklace.

Love it! I would also add Dairy, Dear (for expensive), and packed a shit

I’ve recently been speaking with a gentleman who calls me dear all the time. When you say expensive, what do you mean? I love talking with him!!

For example: “Those pies at the bakery were dear as eh?” “Yeah bro, they’re way cheaper at the dairy.”

Translation: “Those (meat & pastry) pies we purchased from the bakery were rather expensive weren’t they?” “Yes my friend, they are less expensive to buy from the local corner store.”

“Dear” in this instance refers to an item that costs a lot, as opposed to meaning a person who is lovely or means a lot to someone.

Rhonda Albom

This is brilliant. Well done.

shannonelizabeth

Hilarious! I’m going to start testing these out on my Kiwi colleague. He will probably give me a weird look.

Michael Hurst

Amazing how many we use in the UK

That’s where most of them originated.

Ka Pai that read was mean as bae lol Could prolly do a whole list of how to use Chur, very versatile word that one 🙂

Elaine J Masters

Great phrases. I wish I’d had the courage to try some when I was there.

Hah! This made me laugh so hard! I didn’t realize how many hilarious slang phrases New Zealand has. My favorite is “stink one.” Maybe I’ll import it to Boston 🙂

Gidday. Very entertaining. Almost a different language entirely, eh? I loove the scenery in NZ and the fush and chups are pretty good too!

Random Kiwi

No Kiwi says Fush and Chups thats not real

Anita Hendrieka

As a Kiwi, I agree, but apparently with our accent that’s how people here us haha!

Yes you do!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s Feesh and cheeps, bro. In Aussie lingo. Hey Chrees, go and buy me some fair dinkum feesh and cheeps. And while your at it, Chuck on some thongs , grab the esky and grab some shreemps for the barby!

Kia Or Bro, Yeah nah lol never heard it either even saying it myself clearly “Fish”

This us great. Awesome post. I love learning new things and this will be great for the day I head to New Zealand

Pretty useful list! The sayings are pretty hilarious!!

hard out so diffrent to america

Jenna Kvidt

Too funny–I love hearing slang words from different parts of the world! Yeah nah and stink one are a couple of my favorites from this list!!

39yrs old never heard anyone ever say Stink One, just Stink 🙂

evan kristine

English is already complicated on its simplest form… Then comes the slangs from English speaking countries like NZ 😀 Pretty good to start with all these though, I won’t be completely lost whenever I speak with a Kiwi!

Haha Us Kiwis like to make it difficult 😉

Megan MacNee

Love slang, especially the difference in all the versions of English. Like the use of the word “piss”. Not something us Americans use much of.

It’s like learning another language 😉

Kiwi usage of the word “piss”:

Piss (1) = Urinate. To piss somewhere, have a piss, take a piss, pissed your pants. Piss (2) = Alcohol, usually beer. Pissed = Very drunk. Pissing down = Raining heavily. Pissed off = Annoyed. Piss up = Party, often for no other reason than to drink loads of piss. Piss off = Go away. Pissing about = Wasting time. Pisshead = Person who likes to drink a lot.

Seems similar to UK and Aussie slang too? Thanks for sharing this!!

Yes, some of it is very similar to Aussie slang!

Krystle Anderson

I was going to say the same thing. Most of these is what us Aussies say.

exactly! I counted more than 20 that are common to Aus and NZ.

Paul Standeven

In NZ, I keep hearing people say ‘Awesome’ meaning ‘that’s good’ or ‘I agree’.

You could add terms like

feeling crook = ill pack a sad = very upset bonza = really good chunder = vomit up-chuck = vomit he spat his dummy = being angry in a childish way ropable = so angry you can’t do anything with them

Last summer, I was in Ireland, and asked a fellow traveler a question. In one word, she told me that she was a New Zealander. She said “Yeeeis”

A retired professor of English used to have a ‘Listener’ column in which people could ask him questions about New Zealand English. Someone asked him about the word ‘bach’, meaning a small cottage for the weekend, usually on a beach. This word defeated him. While traveling in Wales, I discovered the origin of the word ‘bach’ . It’s Welsh for ‘small’

Yes, I’m a Kiwi, originally from Shake City (Christchurch) but living in London for many years

hahahaha! Shake city? I love it!! A much better name than Christchurch!! I think I’m going to call it that from now on!!

Ramona Bruce

Why is Christchurch called Shake City, please? This was a fun article and comments to read. Ta!

In 2011 Christchurch had a couple of big quakes which destroyed the city 🙁

Ah yea it’s a freaking crack up mate, I lived there a long time ago and have forgotten a lot of these. Great to remember!!

Marc & Louise Pierce

Lol Shot…

skull also means “a drink”, wanna skull ah?, “yeah” but now we mostly use the maori term “inu” for it. “any inu’s?” or “inu bro?” “yeah shots cuz” when we call you “cuz” (taken from cousin) its to symbolize a friend thats close enough to be called family or is actually your cousin. bail means “gap it” or “get away” mainly used when someone’s annoying you for something you got an they want. say they reach for your drink “bail ah” or a more heard of term we use is “nemine yours” as in never mind yours, but applied in a way that means “you thought”. the word geeze means “a go” or “turn”, “gizza geeze on your game”, “bail ah” simply put “can i have a turn?, nah”. “Safe” is overlooked these days but pretty much means what it means “its okay or all good”. “who’s that shady fulla over there?”, “who the bro? nah he’s safe g” or as an item “hows those drinks cuz?, safe as”, I noticed most our slang is a shortened way to say what we’re meant to, i can’t explain the rest but here some more maybe the urban dictionary can help. nuk, muppet, middy/middux, looks, chinux, rek, yoza

maori chiiick

Teenagers often use, “oushh” followed by “we geddit”. I know the meaning for this but I can’t define as I use it so often, but hopefully someone who does know the meaning can define it for me? Churrrr Maori

Kia Ora.. Oooosh I guess would be like rad, awesome, cool? Well thats how my bros use it lol

Sandeep Mohan

Don’t forget “Sweet as”, “mean” “top man” , “legend” , “arvo” , “all good/no worries”

Yes! I have a friend from Iraq who was so confused when he got to New Zealand despite being able to speak English fluently. He thought everyone was telling him he had a “sweet ass” haha

Oh and “arvo” means afternoon, e.g. “see ya tomorrow arvo”

Scott Kavanagh

we use to use wobbly woo a lot growing up too. This referred to someone throwing a tantrum. That kids throwing a real wobbly, or, that kids throwing a right wobbly woo. Woo meaning a party. Geez is another good one in place of squiz. Give me a geez at that. The on I still use loads today is Rubbish. Meaning full of crap. What you just said was a load of rubbish!

Yeap have to say I say geez a lot! My mum always used to say “no need to throw a wobbly over it” or another one: “don’t be a sookie lala” – don’t be so sensitive or don’t throw a tantrum about it etc

Captain Stubing

should add the word “cunt”

dont worry…”cunt” isnt exactly an offensive word in NZ. cunt can also mean a positive sense.

ie. “hes a clever cunt”.

We kiwis tend to have a more liberal and positive view to the C Word.

Haha oh I was tempted :p

“Whatta good cunt!” Haha

Working in a hostel in the south of France, a fellow Kiwi colleague was asking me about my late Dad with the question ‘Was he a big cunt?’ to which I replied ‘nah’ but our English manager was so horrified he asked me if I’d realised my father had been called a “cunt”. Enter 3rd Kiwi to explain the nuances of the language.

Btw Anita, beautiful list. Much better than some others I’ve seen. Having lived overseas so long, was a great reminder. Forever stuck having to call kumara a sweet potato – takes too long.

Gidday is Auatralian! Not New Zealand.

Yes, Gidday is used in both countries! We do have very similar slang and most of the time, the same 🙂

So is arvo and no worries. Never heard them until I went to live in Oz.

My mum and aunty(and now me cos i picked it up) tend to say ‘What are you doing, Ow?’ at literally anyone doing something stupid. also instead of just ‘the wops’ it tends to be dragged out to ‘the wopwops’ and since we live on a farm just out of the area, if someone asks ‘where do you live?’ the answer is typically ‘oh, way out in the wopwops’

Trying to find the phrase -“ur all plaque” meaning ur all rubbish but can’t find anything on it… pretty sure it’s one of ours tho?

Hmm I have actually never heard of this one before! Maybe it’s a phrase that’s used in only a certain region?

We used that in horowhenua as kids

Meaning shit, stupid, full of shit..you’re all plaque mate..that’s plaque

These are AWESOME! Love these! I just sent this to my UK friend to learn a bit more about kiwi slang haha.

Just one thing – Skull is “scull” as to scull a drink. I think!

That is correct

and gutted, not guttered. 🙂

Thanks Sharon! Have corrected this 😊

Thanks for sharing. Quite a few are similar in Oz 🙂

wheres no statement

A lot of these are in use in the UK, too.

Eh, bugger all, bugger, bro, cuz, munted, chock-a-block (chocka), piece of piss, taking the piss, piss-up, having a mare, good as gold, bloody, spinning a yarn, gizza, no worries, yeah right, all good, a hiding, ta, squizz…

…I think the only ones that would confuse me are the Maori ones, which is probably why I like them the most 🙂 Although ‘hard case’ to mean witty is an odd one – I’d assume it meant tough nut to crack, or just plain tough.

Thanks for sharing. I love New Zealand.

Jeeze Wayne. (Jesus your stupid, Wayne) also Ya drongo as in you’re an idiot.

Ring around tiki tour

Nice one! Whata choice list!

Gidday is Aussie, never in my life have I heard a kiwi say that unless they were mocking aussie slang. Sometimes regions are slightly different with their slangs too. But dont forget Sweet as which means everything is good Horsey which means drunk or tipsy Skiddies means skidmarks hoope means snot Relax your undies means calm down Fulla means person

I live in Auckland and I gidday constantly

I meant I hear gidday constantly sorry.

Sweet as Dude

Ya forgot SWEET AS… unforgivable 😉

Kia Ora can also be used interchangeably as a greeting, a sign of appreciation or a farewell

Up2 “Bae”, you forgot about me? Refs: Wikipedia Bae Kiwi Slang

Noelle Pham

Who else was really wanted to see chuddy, skint or land waka on the list?

Christina Grant

Haha love it! I’ve been away from NZ for 3 years and miss the slang! You left out the most important, and frequently used word: CHEERS! 🙂

Here’s a few more:

Sweet – “Nah, I’m sweet.” Bugger – “I left my wallet at home.” “Bugger!” Flat out – “I can’t come, I’m flat out.” Dodgy – “That fish smells dodgy.” Cunt – “He’s a good cunt.”

Some NZ words:

Kiwi (New Zealander) Bach (holiday home) Caravan (camping trailer) Footpath (sidewalk) Motorway (freeway) Car park (parking lot) Trolley (shopping cart) Boot (trunk of car) Wellies (rubber boots) Trainers (sneakers) Sunnies (sunglasses) Jumper (sweater) Tartan (flannel shirt) Flannel (washcloth) Serviette (napkin) Nappy (diaper) Spew (throw up) Breakie (breakfast) Tea (dinner) Takeaway (fast food) Pie (savory pot pie) Chips (french fries) Biscuits (cookies) Saussie (sausage) Courgette (zucchini) Aubergine (eggplant) Capsicum (bell pepper) Beersies (beer) Piss up (a party) Chill drinks (a small gathering) Cuppa (cup of tea) Caf (coffee shop) Op Shop (thrift store) Chemist (pharmacy) Uni (university) College (high school) Bush (native forest) Tramping (hiking) Torch (flashlight) Scroggin (trail mix) In the drink (swimming) In the tip (in the trash/rubbish bin) Chocka (full) Fringe (bangs) Plats (braids) Dub-dub-dub (www – start of web address) Zed (letter z)

Kia Ora, Anita!

I meant, thank you!

Luke Finlayson

Great list! Had a pretty good laugh 🙂 Even though some of these words look similar on paper to those used in other countries, its the way we say them (our accent and intonation) that makes them funny; point-in-case, pakaru. I’m a kiwi and I’ve heard this word all my life but I still crack up every time I hear someone say it. Also, don’t forget ‘blues’. Haven’t heard it used for a while but it’s used to describe someone who is doing something random or acting a bit strange. “What a blues, ow!” or “that fulla’s pretty blues, aye!?” ‘Fulla’. it means ‘person’. It can be used in a positive or negative context; ‘oi, what a stink fulla! or ‘what a cool fulla’. ‘Oi’ is a word used to get someone’s attention. Then there’s ‘manu’ or ‘bomb’. It’s used to describe jumping into a body of water and making a big splash. ‘Nongie’ is a way to describe someone who is being stupid; ‘what a nongie, ow!’ (not sure how to spell it but hopefully you catch my drift?)

Man, there’s too many to name! If you want to get a good feel for how to use kiwi slang or find new words, watch anything made by Taika Waititi or the Flight of the Conchords guys. Can’t go wrong there!

Also balls-up or cock-up meaning something has gone seriously wrong. Eg, what a huge balls-up that was.

Nice list! At least about 4-5 of these are Black American slang, and some others is general American slang or variations of it. I could figure out what most of these meant. Kind of similar to howba lot of us talk over here.

*how a lot (not howba – typo)

exiled kiwi

I think you should add “Legit”, as in legitimate, to infer someone or thing is straight-up on-the-level whatevers. Maybe that term fell out of favour with the waning of M.C Hammer’s popularity, but I still found myself using it in the comments of kiwi vids on youtube (discussing how “sad” Australian pies are compared to New Zealand’s, a complete absence of “the hot pools”etc)

All Aussie slang. With conservative estimate half a million permanent residents North coast, Queensland, maybe one million living in Australia hardly surprising – never acknowledged by Kiwis.

I always liked “out-of-it.” I remember going back to NZ for a brief visit after being in Europe for a few years and hearing this from a mate: “Yeah, man, he’s an out-of-it c–t!” Also, pretty sure the word “chur” comes from Howard Morrison and his mates. I heard it was a twist on the word “true.”

Don’t be a marnas. (manus? manas?) Not sure how to spell that one.

I hear it all the time but I can’t find anything about it.

“The word piss-up refers to a party. As you can tell, ‘piss’ is pretty diverse in Kiwi slang!” It is pretty common in English as well, as in “He couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery.” This describes the highest degree of incompetence in arranging or organising anything, and is not restricted to organising a party. It is also very commonly used in Scotland.

Michael dietzel

I’m from California but I had a good mate years ago from Christchurch. He spoke a lot of slang, the ones I remember most was he would talk about us going out and getting a couple of gorgeous looking Sheila’s taking them out for a bit of the brush and slipping them a Wellington booty.. Still have no idea what he was talking about.. but I’m sure it was something vile and filthy.. Maxwell and I spent many nights together cruising the bars in Los Angeles. If Maxwell was relating this story he would say -Istill miss that big jumped up wanker. When I first met him I thought it was a bit of a poofter. But I found out soon enough he was all right mate.

this was lit and sweet as. Love the squizz. Feeling squizzed out bro. Beached as a whale right now. Gotta take a piss.

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You could say I have a knack for languages. I speak four fluently, and enough to get by in several more. I usually answer the phone in Te Reo. In fact, my ability to pick up languages quickly and my rather unorthodox travel record has had more than a couple of people ask in all seriousness if I'm a spy. (For the record, I'm not; I doubt the CIA would hire someone who sometimes struggles as much as I do to decide what to wear each morning).

Given all of that, I have a devilish time understanding a word Kiwis say. But, unfortunately, it's something I must shamefully admit.

Seriously, what is it about New Zealand English? It doesn't even matter who's speaking - even the Prime Minister is sometimes harder to understand than deciphering if your German Rentenversicherungsnummer is the same as your Sozialversicherungsnummer, and if it is required for a Krankenversicherungsnummer or a job with a Rechtsschutzversicherungsgesellschaften.

It's not just the pronunciation of words, either, but the very words that are used. Like, just what the heck does "she'll be right" mean? Who is she, and why will she be alright? Is she in danger? Have the authorities been notified that she could be in trouble?

Here's the thing: When talking, New Zealanders like to use a lot of slang. And I mean a lot.

But I've lived here for a little while now. Isn't it my civic duty to help fellow immigrants understand just what the heck it is New Zealanders are trying to say when they say they want a bucket of French fries (I'm sorry, I mean pottle of chips)?

Thus, I've put together a quick translation guide to Kiwi slang. Let's get to it...

Sweet as: This means something is "good". But sweet as what? Sugar? Molasses? Refried beans heated up in the microwave and sprinkled with ketchup, or sauce as Kiwis would say.

Good as gold: "Great" or "cool". My question, however, is why gold was determined to be "good." What about the phrase "money is the root of all evil"?

Choice: Can mean "good", "great", "awesome", or any iteration thereof. It seems to be more popular among young people than older generations. I've also heard it more in the South Island than the North Island, for reasons I don't understand.

Mint: See "choice". Still, whenever I hear it, I can't help but think of it as an ice cream flavour.

Hard out: This is basically a fancy way of expressing amazement. I have no idea as to its origins. There's an Urban Dictionary entry for it, but understanding that is harder than the Chimbay dialect of Uzbek.

She'll be right: Another way of saying "everything will be OK." I still want to know who "she" is.

Dairy: A convenience store or mini-mart. I know, I know: the first time I heard it, I was expecting to see cows, too.

Fanny: This one, of course, is rather rude here. In America, however, it usually refers to someone's derriere - if only I'd known that when I used it in the presence of a female co-worker. I'm just thankful I was able to keep my job.

Bro: One of the most versatile Kiwi words, this can mean basically anyone, even if they are not your brother.

Pis**d: Someone who has consumed too much alcohol would be "pis**d" or "on the pi**." This one has taken some getting used to for me, as in the US it usually means someone is so angry they're about to beat someone up. I spent the first few days in Aotearoa fearing for my safety as a result.

Jafa: An acronym for "Just Another F------ Aucklander" that plays on the fact that many of the two-thirds of New Zealanders that don't live in Auckland seem to despise the place and the people therein.

Crook: If someone is "crook," it means they are sick or otherwise unwell, not that they have broken the law. A relief, right?

Bach: Pronounced "batch," this means a vacation or holiday home.

Macca's: A nickname for a McDonald's fast food restaurant. I think. I haven't exactly been to one recently. And by "recently," I mean not since the 1990s.

Chocka: This can mean "full" or "packed," as in "Eden Park is going to be chocka for the All Blacks game."

Chur: "Thank you". I still don't use this one very often, probably because in the States it's an insult.

Pineapple lumps: Chocolate-covered chewy candy. They do not taste in the slightest like pineapple. Which begs the question how the name came about.

Scull: If someone asks you to "scull" something, it means they want you to drink it very quickly. Unsurprisingly, you'll hear this at parties far more than anywhere else.

Suss: If someone says they'll "suss it out," it means that they'll work it out.

Wop-wops: The middle of nowhere.

Tiki tour: A turn of phrase used in place of "to take the long way." It's another of those phrases that, the first time I heard it, made me think it involved literal tikis.

Squizz: Means "take a look". I know - when I hear it, I think of something else, like "squeeze" or something that can't be repeated in a family publication.

Flat tack: If someone is "flat tack" it means they're extremely busy, not that they have a tack that is indeed flat.

Feed: When a New Zealander says they're "going for a feed" it means they are going to eat something.

Yeah, nah: This can mean either "no thanks" in a sarcastic way or "yeah, right". Either way, it's usually not considered the politest thing to say to your boss.

So there you have it. Sort of. A compendium of common words and phrases you're likely to encounter in The Land of the Long White Cloud. I know it's not perfect, but as the Germans say, Leben ist kein Ponyhof ("life is not a pony farm", meaning life is not always easy).

I'll let you suss that out. Ta.

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The Ultimate Guide To Kiwi Slang For Your Trip To New Zealand

By Louise Burton published on 1 June 2024

Although the most widely spoken language in New Zealand is English – with Te Reo Māori as the native language – Kiwi’s actually have a whole slang language of their own. And they will very freely throw around all kinds of kiwi slang in conversation with you, no matter if you’ve been in the country one day or one month.

So here’s a guide to help you get down with the kiwi lingo, featuring 22 words you need to know; bookmark it, screen grab it, take notes – because chances are you’ll hear these New Zealand slang words a lot as you adventure through the country. And we can promise you, you’ll need to refer to the meanings of these kiwi phrases to make sense of conversations with the locals… then you can join in yourself too!

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The Kiwi way to say ‘chat’ or ‘conversation’.

E.g. “I was just having a yarn with Bob about our weekend trip to Queenstown.”

Like a yarn, but it’s a sh*t yarn. So basically talking for the heck of it, not really having a decent conversation. Pretty much just talking sh*t.

E.g. “I don’t really like Sue, but had a sharn with her anyway to get her off my back.”

Hey, whats-up, hi, thanks, goodbye. That’s right, this one is an all-rounder much like ‘Aloha’ in Hawaii.

Rangi: “Chur bro, what’s been happening”

Matt: “Chur, got you a beer bro”

Rangi: “Ah chur chur!”

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A lot or large amount.

E.g. “Bro, there’s heaps of seals at Kaikoura.”

In fact, there’s nothing nasty about this one, it means good, awesome, epic!

E.g. “I went white water rafting in Rotorua, it was mean as!”

#6 Sweet as

That’s great, cool, thanks, all good.

Rangi: “How was the journey to the Coromandel?”

Matt: “It was sweet as.”

Looking and feeling fresh.

E.g. “I’m going to look skux as for the pub tonight bro.”

Bikini, bathers, one-piece, boardshorts. Basically any swimwear is known as togs.

E.g. “Put your togs, we’re going to do some manu bombs at the waterfall!”.

Wild Kiwi guests at Lake Taupo

Flip flops or thongs.

E.g. “Don’t forget your jandals, the concrete is hot as this time of year.”

Wife, girlfriend or female partner.

“Bro, are you and the missus coming out for pizza tonight?”

Morning tea. The term originated from a mid-morning smoking and tea break, but everyone roles with it now. Now it’s morning coffee or tea, maybe with a snack, around 10am usually used in the workplace.

E.g. “Let’s break up the journey with smoko in Taupo on the way to Napier.”

Like, cool.

Rangi: “How was your trip to Hobbiton?”

Matt: “It was choice, I saw a real life hobbit!”

Like mate or bro, a way to address your close friend.

E.g. “Hey cuzzy, how was your holiday in the south island?”

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#14 Stubbies

Who wears short shorts? Kiwis wear short shorts – i.e stubbies. Basically rugby shorts.

E.g. “Why are you wearing your Stubbies? It’s 4 degrees celsius outside!”

Beach house.

E.g. “Are we staying at your bach in the Coromandel for New Year?”

Convenience store, newsagent, corner shop.

E.g. “I’m just popping down to the dairy to grab some milk.”

#17 Lollies

Sweeties. Like, not LOLLYPOPS and not to be confused with ice blocks. Think gummy bears, Pineapple Lumps (try them, trust us) and all kinds of sweet candy that isn’t chocolate. These are known as lollies.

E.g. “We’re going to need some lollies for this road trip!”

#18 Get on the piss

Go get drunk, have a few beers.

E.g. “It’s the last night of our road trip in New Zealand, let’s get on the piss!”

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A pretty funny kiwi saying, but basically means ‘ah that sucks’.

Rangi: “I was hiking one of the New Zealand great walks, and I rolled my ankle.”

Matt: “Ah stink!”

#20 Tiki tour

Road trip, tour around, go check out a few places and take the long way.

E.g. “It was my boyfriend’s first time in New Zealand, so I took him on a tiki tour.”

#21 Yeah Nah

Rangi: “Did you sleep well?”

Matt: “Yeah nah I slept good thanks.”

#22 Not even ow

That can’t be true.

Matt: “Did you know the All-Blacks have won every single rugby world cup?”

Rangi: “Not even ow, they’ve only won three!”

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25 New Zealand Slang Words & Phrases You Need to Know

Ready to learn some New Zealand slang?

You’re in the right place. I’ve lived in New Zealand since 2002 and have experienced my fair share of linguistic confusion and mishaps when it comes to navigating New Zealand slang.

Luckily I had my Kiwi husband, to help me interpret what the heck everyone was saying or explain the different meanings of words before I embarrassed myself too badly!

Now I’m here to help you. This list of New Zealand slang and colloquialisms will set you up with common kiwi lingo, words and phrases that you might hear during your travels around Aotearoa.

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The 25 Most Common New Zealand Slang, Words & Phrases

1. kiwis – an affectionate term for new zealanders.

A Kiwi is generally regarded as someone who was born in New Zealand. During the early 1900s, cartoonists began using depictions of the kiwi bird as a symbol for New Zealand. As a result, New Zealand soldiers were called ‘kiwis’ during the First World War , and the nickname became permanent.  

🇳🇿 Example: Kiwis all around the world celebrated when the All Blacks rugby team won the World Cup.

2. Jandals – flip flops 

The term “jandals” is a blend of “Japanese” and “sandal”, believed to have been coined in the late 1940s and inspired by the wooden Japanese sandal that was then manufactured in the plastic and rubber versions. In Australia, this type of footwear is called “thongs” (not to be mistaken with the type of undergarment).

🇳🇿 Example: “After a day at the beach, I slipped on my jandals before heading back to the car.”

tiki tour american slang

3. Togs – bathing suit / swimwear

In Australia and New Zealand the term “togs” is used specifically for the clothing you wear when swimming. It is derived from the Latin word “toga” and was historically used in British slang to refer to a set of clothes or garments.

🇳🇿 Example: “Let’s put on our togs and go to the beach for a swim.” 

4. Lollies – candy or sweets

“Lollies” means all confectionery. The word “lolly” is said to come from the word lollipop, referring to a type of hard candy on a stick, but came to have a wider meaning in New Zealand (and Australia).

 🇳🇿 Example: “Don’t eat too many lollies or you’ll spoil your dinner.” 

Photo of candy spilling out of a bag of Jaffas, a type of New Zealand lolly.

5. Biscuits – cookies

“Biscuits” refer to cookies, the American version of a biscuit is closer to a scone in New Zealand. 

 🇳🇿 Example: “I’m baking chocolate chip biscuits because they’re his favorite.” 

6. Chips – French fries or potato chips / crisps

In New Zealand, the term “chips” can mean one of two things.

  • Hot fries / French fries
  • Packaged potato chips / potato crisps

 🇳🇿 Example 1:  Fish and chips is a much loved takeaway meal in New Zealand consisting of pieces of fried battered fish and hot cooked chips wrapped up in paper. “I’ll have one piece of snapper and a half scoop of chips, thanks.”

 🇳🇿 Example 2: “I’m going to the supermarket, do you want anything?” “ Yeah, can you get me a bag of salt and vinegar chips.” 

7. Tomato sauce – ketchup

In New Zealand and other countries such as Australia, Britain and South Africa the term “tomato sauce” is used when referring to what North Americans know as ketchup.

If you ask for tomato sauce to go with your chips, don’t worry, you won’t get a bowl of marinara to dip your chips into!

 🇳🇿 Example: “Can I please have some tomato sauce to go with my fish and chips.” 

Fish and chips laid out on white paper on top of a picnic table at a beach in New Zealand on a clear summer day.

8. Chilly bin – cooler, cool box

A “chilly bin” is a small portable insulated plastic cooler often used with a frozen block to keep food and drinks cool.

 🇳🇿 Example: “It’s a beautiful day, let’s pack some drinks and snacks in the chilly bin and head to the beach.”

9. Chocka – full or overflowing

When someone in New Zealand uses the word “chocka” it means full or overflowing.

 🇳🇿 Example: “That bus looks chocka let’s wait for the next one.” 

10. Tramping – hiking or trekking

The term “tramping” means “hiking” or “trekking” and specifically refers to recreational walking or hiking over rough country, sometimes involving overnight stays in backcountry huts. 

🇳🇿 Example: “We spent the weekend tramping through the stunning national park, enjoying the breathtaking views and peaceful wilderness.”

11. Scroggin – trail mix

“Scroggin” is a popular snack to take on tramps that consists of the perfect mix of nuts, seeds, dried fruit and sometimes chocolate. 

🇳🇿 Example: “Don’t forget to put the scroggin in your pack for tomorrow’s tramp.”

12. Bach – holiday home or beach house

The word “bach” (pronounced ‘batch’) is used to refer to a small, often modest holiday home or beach house. It is believed to have originated from the term “bachelor pad,” reflecting its historical use as a simple dwelling for single men, but is now synonymous with holiday homes in New Zealand. 

🇳🇿 Example: “We’re looking forward to spending our summer vacation at the bach.”

People enjoying Mission Bay Beach in Auckland on a clear summer day.

13. Dairy – convenience store, corner store

A “dairy” in New Zealand is a small owner-operated convenience store, like a mini (and more expensive) supermarket, selling groceries such as milk, dairy products, newspapers, lollies and other daily necessities.

No it doesn’t mean going to the actual dairy farm at the end of the road to get your milk. Although, the term is believed to have originated from the fact that these stores historically primarily sold dairy products such as milk and cheese.

🇳🇿 Example: “I’m just running to the dairy to get some bread.”

14. Sweet as – great, all good, that’s fine

A popular slang term used to express agreement, satisfaction, or approval. It is believed to have originated as a shortened form of “sweet as sugar” or “sweet as honey,” and is often used as a complete sentence in response to something that has been said. 

🇳🇿 Example 1: “Thanks for helping out with the project, everything looks sweet as!”

🇳🇿 Example 2: “I’m going on holiday.” “Sweet as!”

15. Eh/Aye/Ay – right? or do you agree?

The term has a few different spellings but is pronounced “Ay?”. It can be dropped at the end of pretty much any sentence to seek agreement from the listener to what has just been said.

🇳🇿 Example 1: “The weather is beautiful today, aye?” 

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16. Yeah, nah – technically means no

“Yeah nah” is a common colloquialism in New Zealand that means yes I’ve considered what you’re saying but my answer is no. It’s like a gentler way of saying no or disagreeing. Or thinking about it, all things considered, I’ve decided no.

🇳🇿 Example 1: “Yeah, nah, I thought about going to the party but I’m not really keen, aye.”

🇳🇿 Example 2: “Wow that was the worst movie ever.” “Yeah, nah. It wasn’t great but there are worse movies.”

17. Taking the piss – you must be joking

When someone refers to something as “taking the piss” (not a piss 🫢) they are saying it is so extreme that it cannot be serious or realistic. For example: something is twice the price it should be, or the tall story someone is telling is just unbelievable.

🇳🇿 Example: ”The asking price of that house is $2 million, they’re taking the piss”

18. Tiki tour – a scenic or roundabout route

A “tiki tour” is when you take a scenic or roundabout route to get somewhere. It originates from the concept of a scenic journey or tour, often with detours or deviations from the direct route to appreciate the surroundings or enjoy the experience of traveling with no particular destination in mind. 

🇳🇿 Example: “We decided to take a tiki tour along the coastal road to enjoy the stunning views and visit the charming seaside towns along the way.”

A rural gravel road in New Zealand.

19. Wop wops – in the middle of nowhere

Used to describe a remote, isolated, or rural area, often far from cities or populated areas. Sometimes shortened to just ‘wops’.

🇳🇿 Example 1: “We got lost and ended up in the wops, surrounded by nothing but beautiful countryside for miles.”

🇳🇿 Example 2: “He lives in the wop wops, it’ll take forever to get there.”

20. Cheers – thanks

“Cheers” is commonly used as a casual and informal way to say “thank you” or “thanks.” It’s also used to express gratitude or appreciation in various social situations.

🇳🇿 Example 1: “Here’s your change, thanks for shopping with us.” “Cheers.”

🇳🇿 Example 2: “Cheers for helping me move house, I really appreciate it!”

21. Chur – great, thanks

Possibly a shortened version of cheers, this popular slang expression fits into a variety of situations. It’s a casual way to show approval, gratitude, or to simply acknowledge a statement or action. 

🇳🇿 Example 2: “I can drive us to the rugby this weekend.” “Chur, bro.”

22. Mate or Bro – friend, buddy, pal 

A casual and friendly way to address someone, similar to buddy or friend. It is mostly used by males to refer to a companion, friend or acquaintance.

🇳🇿 Example: “Hey mate, how’s it going? Want to grab a coffee later?” “Sweet as, bro.”

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23. Good on ya – good for you or well done

If someone says “good on ya”, they are expressing their praise, approval, or encouragement towards someone else for their actions, achievements, or behavior. It is a colloquial way of saying “well done” or “good for you” and is sometimes shortened to just “on ya”.

🇳🇿 Example: “Good on ya mate for getting through to the finals, you nailed that pass!”

24. Not even – not true

More than a simple no, saying “not even” places emphasis on how untrue something is. It’s a way of expressing disbelief or disagreement and can convey a sense of incredulity or dismissal in response to a statement or proposition.

🇳🇿 Example: “Mate, I heard you can’t go to the rugby on Saturday night.” “Not even, I’ll be there!”

25. She’ll be ‘right – everything will be ok

It’s how Kiwis convey the belief that everything will work out fine, or that there is no need to worry or make a fuss (it’s not specifically related to a female). Some see it as complacent and others see it as an endearment to the Kiwi outlook on life and not sweating the small stuff. 

 🇳🇿 Example 1: “I’m so sorry, I just backed into your letterbox (mailbox).” “She’ll be right mate”

 🇳🇿 Example 2: “Do you think we need a few more nails in the new deck.” “Nah, she’ll be right.”

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Final Thoughts on New Zealand Slang

New Zealand slang reflects the unique cultural and linguistic influences that have shaped the country’s language. From expressions like “chur” and “she’ll be right” to terms like “jandals” and “tiki tour,” New Zealand slang captures the laid-back, friendly, and inclusive nature of Kiwi culture. These colloquialisms not only add color and character to everyday conversations but also embodies the warmth and openness for which Kiwis are renowned. So go ahead, give em a try on your next visit, aye.

Travel Planning Guide

🚗 Where should I book my rental car?

Renting a car is one of the best ways to get around New Zealand. Public transportation can only get you so far, even in the cities. I always rent with Discover Cars , which checks the prices of all major rental car companies, so you get the best rates.

🚐 What about a campervan?

Renting a campervan is a fantastic way to experience the more remote areas of New Zealand. I really like JUCY because they have a big range of vehicles and locations around the country, which offers more flexibility with pick-up and drop-off. I also like Motorhome Republic , which compares all the campervan options available in NZ.

🎟 Where should I book my tours?

Tours are a great way to experience New Zealand’s top attractions while learning about the area and culture through local guides. We always use Viator and Get Your Guide to find the best tours.

🛏 What’s the best way to book my accommodations?

For hotels and vacation rentals, Booking.com or Expedia.com are the best sites. You can also book through TripAdvisor. If you’re considering renting a house instead, try VRBO which often has good deals.

🛩 What’s the best site to buy flights to New Zealand?

For finding the best deals on flights to New Zealand from around the world, I recommend Kayak.com .

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A Traveler’s Guide to New Zealand Slang

The chilly bin is chocka , you’ve got your jandals on and you’re ready to take a tiki tour through the wop-wops for a bit of tramping with your mates .

Or, you would be if you had any idea what those words even mean!

If you’re a native English speaker, traveling to English speaking New Zealand is super easy, but that doesn’t mean you won’t hit a few language barriers when you’re chatting it up with the locals.

New Zealanders have enough local slang and colloquialisms that you could easily find yourself lost in translation. Luckily, we’ve put together a quick guide to keep your conversation on track and have you talking like a Kiwi in no time.

Common New Zealand Slang

Kiwi – An endearing nickname New Zealanders have given themselves based on the flightless bird of the same name. All New Zealanders love the Kiwi – it’s even featured on the New Zealand one dollar coin.

Sweet as – When something is a step above good, it’s sweet as . Use sweet as any time you would use the word awesome back home and you’ll be good as gold (another Kiwi-ism!).

Mate – Just like their Aussie cousins, New Zealanders refer to their friends as their mates .

Chocka – When something is full, it’s chocka , whether you’re talking about a closet full of clothes, a bin full of rubbish or a stomach that’s just eaten too much Pavlova. In the U.S. we would say chock full, but we don’t use it quite as often as the Kiwis do.

Jandals – It seems like every nation has their own interpretation of this thin-soled, open-toed beach wear. Whether you call them sandals, flip-flops or thongs. They pretty much all mean the same thing, but in New Zealand, they’re jandals , a truncation of “Japanese sandals”. “I’m putting on my jandals and heading to the beach!”

The Wop-wops –  The wop-wops refer to a rural area in the middle of nowhere. Often shortened to simply, the wops . You might refer to them as the boonies or the sticks . Generally, any place that’s an hour or more from civilization is in the wops .

Keen – This work is used when you’re excited about something. “Want to head to the beach?” “Keen!”

Dairy – This one might be one of the more confusing Kiwi terms if you’re not familiar with it. A dairy is not just a place where cows are milked and cheese made! A dairy is most generally a convenience store or corner store where one would buy eggs, milk, newspapers, general goods and more. “I’ll pop by the dairy and pick us up a few things on the way home.”

Tomato sauce – What you probably call ketchup is simply tomato sauce in New Zealand. Chips (that’s fries to you – try and keep up, now!) are a staple food among Kiwis so don’t be surprised if a restaurant asks if you’d like tomato sauce with your chips .

Chippie – Chippies on the other hand, are potato chips.

Tramping -Going for a hike, walking through rugged terrain, trekking through the mountains. Whatever your outdoor pleasure, it’s all called tramping in New Zealand. Since New Zealand is such an amazing outdoor paradise, with tons of Great Walks, you’ll probably hear this one a lot.

Dag – Kiwi’s use this term when something or someone is funny or outrageous. You’ll know you’re joke landed if someone comments, “You are such a dag!”

Chilly Bin -Exactly as it sounds, a bin that’s cold inside, perfect for keeping things chilly! In the U.S. we call them coolers , a name that’s a bit less descriptive and not nearly as fun to say.

Shout – Someone shouts when they treat someone to a meal or drinks. “It’s nice to meet you. Let me shout you a drink.”

Choice – If you’re from the west coast, you might be familiar with this one. When something is excellent or above average, it’s choice .”That bike is choice !”. A very versatile Kiwi word, choice can be used any time you want to express positive feelings about something.

No worries – If you thank someone, they’ll likely respond with no worries.

Tiki Tour – To go on a tiki tour is to take the scenic route to your destination, or simply to go on a scenic tour to see the sights with no particular destination in mind. The word itself is no doubt Maori influenced, with tiki referring to a Polynesian wood-carving.

Eh – Just like our cousins to the north, Kiwis like to add eh to the end of sentences. “It’s a great day, eh?” It normally sounds more like, aye .

Knackered – When you’re more than simply tired, or you’re completely wiped out and exhausted, you’re knackered . “I pulled an all-nighter last night, I’m completely knackered today!”

Loo – The toilet or restroom. No doubt a holdover from British influence, what we would call the “bathroom” New Zealanders call the loo . There’s not a hold lot of solid evidence out there about where the British even got the term loo , so don’t try and make too much sense of it, but you’ll definitely want to know it! Besides, how many of our bathrooms actually have baths in them anyway?

Yeah nah – New Zealanders say yeah nah as a slightly hesitant way of technically, sort of saying no. But they also use it to technically, sort of, kind of say yes. Sometimes they even use it to say maybe! Yeah nah is an indecisive word that’s made it’s way in to the Kiwi lexicon as a way to agree or disagree in the most agreeable way possible. Or maybe that you understand what someone’s saying, but don’t personally agree. Use this one anywhere and often!

Footy – Rugby, New Zealand’s national sport. Kiwi’s are huge fans of rugby. New Zealand culture is reflected in the sport as the national team, the All-Blacks, perform a haka (a native Maori war cry) before every game to intimidate their opponents. Not to be confused with “soccer” which is no where near the national obsession that footy is!

B.Y.O – This is a license given to restaurants which allow customers to bring in their own alcoholic beverage. Very useful to know if you are the type to enjoy libations on vacation.

Ta – This simply means thanks. “Here’s your baggage.” “Ta.” 

Biscuit – Just like in the UK, a biscuit in New Zealand is a cookie. So if you’re looking for something sweet, head to the biscuit section of your closest dairy.

Togs- This is a swim suit. “I’m heading to the beach.” “Wait for me, I got to get my togs on!”

Bach – Being on vacation you may hear this word from time to time. It means a holiday home .

Te Reo Māori

While the Kiwi language has been heavy influenced by the Brits, you’ll also find that Te Reo Māori (the Māori language) is very much a part of the New Zealand vernacular. Here are a few Māori sayings you might find useful on your New Zealand vacation!

Kia Ora (key-or-ah) – This is an informal hello . It’s very versatile and used to address people from all walks of life. It could mean hello, good morning/afternoon/ evening, thanks and show agreement.

Haere Mai (hi-ra-mi) – You’ll see these words on signs as you enter new cities and buildings. It means welcome .

Tēnā Koutou (ten-a-ko-toe) – This common saying means, hello everybody . Say it when you are greeting more than one person.

Haere Ra (Hi-ra-raw) –    A goodbye of sorts, said to the person who is leaving. If you are leaving, you would say e noho ra  as a farewell.

Now that you have a few basic Kiwi phrases, you’re ready to make your way to New Zealand! Since New Zealand is an English speaking country, it’s very easy for Americans to communicate with the locals. 

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As you may know, New Zealand is one of the world’s most popular destinations and with so little populated areas, it fills up quickly. Let the experts at About New Zealand help you navigate vacation planning and contact us today. 

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101 New Zealand Slang Terms: Learn the Kiwi Lingo

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New Zealand, a picturesque island nation in the South Pacific, is home to diverse landscapes, unique wildlife, and a rich cultural heritage. It’s also the birthplace of a distinct dialect, Kiwi English, which boasts an array of colorful slang terms that have left many visitors scratching their heads. This fascinating linguistic journey we’re about to embark on will take you through 101 of the most popular and intriguing Kiwi slang terms that are sure to make you feel like a true local.

From the Maori name for New Zealand, Aotearoa, to the ever-popular greeting “G’day,” Kiwi slang reflects the nation’s rich history, diverse influences, and the laid-back nature of its people. Whether it’s a casual afternoon (arvo) barbecue (barbie) with mates or a trip to the local dairy (convenience store) for some snacks, you’ll find that New Zealanders have a way with words that sets them apart from their English-speaking counterparts.

While some Kiwi slang terms have clear British, Australian, or American influences, many others are derived from the Maori language , showcasing the deep respect and connection between the indigenous Maori people and the wider New Zealand society. For example, you’ll come across terms like “kai” (food), “waka” (canoe or boat), and “whakapapa” (genealogy, family history) as you explore Kiwi slang.

However, it’s not just the Maori influence that makes New Zealand’s linguistic landscape so unique. The country’s isolation and rugged environment have also given rise to some truly original slang terms. For instance, “jandals” (flip-flops), “gumboots” (rubber boots), and “tramping” (hiking, trekking) are all words that you’re unlikely to encounter outside of New Zealand.

As you delve deeper into the world of Kiwi slang, you’ll discover that many expressions perfectly capture the friendly and humorous nature of New Zealanders. Terms like “sweet as” (all good, no problem), “choice” (great, excellent), and “she’ll be right” (everything will be okay) embody the positive and resilient spirit of the Kiwi people.

Whether you’re planning a move to NZ , the land of the long white cloud or just curious about the unique lingo spoken by its inhabitants, our comprehensive guide to 101 Kiwi slang terms is sure to enrich your understanding and appreciation of New Zealand’s linguistic and cultural tapestry. So, buckle up, mate, and let’s dive into the fascinating world of Kiwi slang!

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Slang is as old as the hills. No matter which country you are visiting, you will always be faced with that awkward situation where you have no idea what someone is talking about. New Zealand is no different. Kiwi slang can be confusing when you first arrive. Knowing your ‘bros’ from your ‘cuzzies’, your hot chips from your chippies and your jandals from your thongs is going to be pretty important.

Whenever we travel around the world, we try to endear ourselves to the locals. Knowing the local slang and the best way of asking for things is a great way of settling in so whether you’re visiting for a couple of weeks or moving here permanently, here are a few of our choice slang terms that will help you on your way.

So, with our international borders open once again, and with the prospect of thousands of visitors being welcomed to our shores once again this summer, we thought we would revisit our guide to Kiwi slang to make sure our visitors feel immediately at home.

New Zealand’s top 30 slang terms and when to use them

  • Bach  (pronounced ‘batch’) – this is definitely a good one to know. A bach is a summer house. Lots of Kiwis have one and they are popular in beach resorts. They tend to be pretty basic (although they are getting more up-market). If you are looking for cheap accommodation in New Zealand, check out bookabach.co.nz where you can rent out these holiday homes

When to use : “The weather looks cracking for the weekend, let’s head up to the bach”

  • Beaut – used to describe something that is really good. Simple as.

When to use : “That fish you caught today was a beaut” or “Love you’re new car, she’s a beaut”

  • Bro – ah, an absolute Kiwi staple. Bro is short for brother and is used to describe your best mates (as well as your actual brother). Probably one of the most used Kiwi slang terms and one of our favourites.

When to use : “It’s hot out, let’s go grab a beer bro” or “Thanks for your help bro – top man!”

  • Chips – rather like the Americans, we use the word ‘chips’ to describe what the Brits call ‘crisps’, hence why we need to call number 14 ‘hot chips’. To be fair, those Brits do make a good point to avoid confusion but that’s the way we’ve always done it and we’re sticking with it!

When to use : “Get us some chips when you go to the bar”

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  • Chocka – full to the top.

When to use : “My boot is chocka with all that stuff we bought at the weekend”

  • Crook – this is one of our favourites and is used if you’re not feeling too well.

When to use : “I went out for a curry last night and I’ve been feeling a bit crook all day”

  • Cuz(zie) – another Kiwi favourite. Cuz or cuzzie is short for cousin and is used in a similar way to bro or as an alternative. Can be used to describe males and females.

When to use : “Hey cuz, how are you?”

  • Dairy – this is a traditional corner shop and sells everyday essentials including milk, newspapers and those all essential Lotto tickets!

When to use : “I’m just off down to the dairy to pick up some milk”

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  • Eftpos – this is short for Electronic Fund Transaction at Point of Sale and is the way Kiwis pay for everything. Used to describe both the cash machine and the card swipe in dairies, restaurants, shops – everywhere really. You will be faced with 3 options when using an Eftpos – cheque, savings and credit – if in doubt go with cheque!

When to use : In the dairy – “So that’s a pint of milk and some lollies” “I’ll pay on Eftpos”

  • Eh – Probably the most used of all Kiwi slang terms. If you spend any serious amount of time here, it won’t be long before this becomes part of your daily vocab. Used to confirm that something you are saying is true, without really asking a question. It’s pronounced ‘ayy’

When to use : “We’re meeting at 8 tonight, eh”

  • Feijoa – this is not really slang but it is a good one to know. A feijoa is a fruit that is native to New Zealand and doesn’t seem to be found anywhere else. They take a bit of getting used to but don’t disrespect them as Kiwis are very protective of them!

When to use : “Those kids are selling feijoas – only $2 a bag!”

  • Heaps – used to describe ‘lots’ of something. It’s another well-used Kiwi slang term which you could say we use ‘heaps’!

When to use : “I’ve got heaps of work to do this week” or “That was heaps of fun, let’s have another go!”

  • Hokey pokey – surely one of the best things about New Zealand. Hokey pokey is a flavour which is very similar to honeycomb. It can be ice cream, a chocolate bar or other lollies. It is truly delicious so make sure you remember this one!

When to you : “Please can I have a large hokey pokey ice cream”

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  • Hot chips – perhaps one of the most confusing things for visitors is the way we describe our potato-based snacks. Hot chips literally refer to hot cooked chips. Most foreigners (especially the Brits) get super confused and wonder why we need to call them ‘hot’ chips!

When to use : “I’ve not had anything to eat all day – better get some hot chips to keep me going”

  • Jandals – whether you call them flip flops or thongs where you come from, the perennial summer footwear favourite is called a jandal in NZ. They are one step up from going bare foot (which Kiwis do a lot!) and often look pretty battered!

When to use : “If we’re off to the beach I’ll just grab my jandals”

Jandals on a beach - Kiwi Slang

  • Lolly – whilst many countries use the word ‘lolly’ to describe a sweet that’s on a stick, New Zealanders use it to describe all sweets!

When to use : “We need to get some lollies in for the road trip”

  • Munted – this one has two meanings which equate to the same thing! Used to describe something that is broken (pretty much beyond repair) or used to describe someone who is really drunk (pretty much beyond repair!)

When to use : “That sofa is completely munted – I can see the springs sticking out!” or “That bro over there is munted – just fell into a ditch!”

  • No worries – similar to sweet as, no worries is the best way to describe Kiwis in general – they’ve got no worries! Kiwis are super laid back so you will hear this one a lot!

When to use : “I need to borrow 10 bucks” “No worries”

  • OE – literally short for Overseas Experience. Most Kiwis will take an OE when they graduate from Uni or before they get their first job. It usually involves a 6 month trip to Europe starting off in the UK.

When to use : ‘Tom’s on his OE at the moment – looks like he’s having a blast in London”

  • Scroggin – if you’re heading out on a big tramp, you might want to pack yourself a bag of scroggin – a mix of nuts and fruit which is often called trail mix in other countries.

When to use : “Better get some scroggin in for the tramp tomorrow”

  • Scull – this one is a favourite of the university crowd and means to down your drink. If someone yells it at you, it’s best just to do it!

When to use : “Happy birthday Tom – now scull that beer”

  • She’ll be right – when something is not working perfectly but it will be all good in the end.

When to use : “My car’s been playing up a bit recently” “She’ll be right”

  • Stoked – super happy about something.

When to use : “I’m so stoked about the All Blacks win last night”

  • Sweet as – used to describe something that is awesome but also used when there’s no problem. This one is a Kiwi classic slang term and has been taken on all over the world.

When to use : “I’m heading out now” “Sweet as” or “Can I borrow your car” “Sweet as”

  • Tiki tour – this one is a confusing one for overseas visitors. A tiki tour is a small organised tour where you will see a lot of things in a day. Alternatively, if you head the long way to a place or someone’s house, you might get called out for taking a tiki tour.

When to use : “Are we taking the tiki tour to Sarah’s house?”

  • Togs – describes your swimming gear and is used by boys and girls.

When to you : “If we’re heading to the beach, I’ll just grab my togs”

  • Tramp – whilst some people may use the term to describe homeless people, it has a completely different meaning here in NZ and refers to going out for a long walk or hike.

When to use : “I’m feeling so unfit – let’s head out for a tramp this weekend”

Image looking down over Nelson on one of the stunning walks

  • Westie – used to describe someone who comes from West Auckland.

When to use : “Ah yeah, Steve’s a Westie”

  • Wop Wops – this is a term used to describe the middle of nowhere. New Zealand has some pretty remote towns and villages so this is used a lot.

When to use : “Where does Sarah live?” “Out in the wop wops somewhere”

  • Yeah…nah – we’re still not really sure if this means yes or no! If you want to be super vague about something, this is the perfect way to answer.

When to use : “Fancy going out for dinner tonight?” “Ah, yeah…nah”

New entries

We like to keep up-to-date with the latest Kiwi slang terms and there are a couple of new ones that have crossed our paths over the past couple of years. To many, these won’t be new ones, however, it’s always good to have all of the slang terms to hand.

  • Good as gold –don’t know how we missed this the first time around as it’s such an endearing term. Good as gold basically means you are very happy with what someone has just said or told you.

When to use : “We’re meeting at 7pm tonight” “Good as gold”

  • Yonks – used to describe a long period of time.

When to use : “I haven’t seen Stevo in yonks”

  • You’re such an egg – this basically means you are a bit of a clown or a joker.

When to use : “That Stevo – he’s such an egg”

  • Snag – Another word for sausage. A barbecue is a standard way of socialising in New Zealand so this is definitely one of the most popular kiwi slang terms of the summer.

When to use : “Chuck a few more snags on the barbie”

  • Far out – This is an interjection that can mean ‘wow’ or ‘awesome’ and can be used in both a positive and negative light

When to use : “Far out, that was some game by the AB’s last night” or “Far out, I can’t believe how bad Stevo is at driving”

So there you have it, some of New Zealand’s most popular slang terms. We’re pretty laid back here in New Zealand so we tend to be pretty relaxed when it comes to the way we speak and talk to each other. You can see from the above list that lots of our slang words are terms of endearment so if there’s something you’re unsure of, just ask us!

Hopefully, this sets you up for your trip to New Zealand and you can get down with the lingo before you arrive. If there’s any we’ve missed off our list, be sure to give us a shout.

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New Zealand, with its stunning landscapes and vibrant culture, is known for its unique slang and colloquialisms. If you’ve ever wondered what those Kiwis are saying , you’re in luck! We’ve put together a list of the top slang words and phrases used by New Zealanders. Whether you’re planning a trip to the Land of the Long White Cloud or simply curious about the language of our friends down under, this article will have you speaking like a true Kiwi in no time!

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This term is used to refer to a person from New Zealand. It is derived from the kiwi bird, which is a national symbol of New Zealand.

  • For example , “I met a friendly Kiwi while traveling in Australia.”
  • A New Zealander might say , “As a Kiwi, I love rugby.”
  • When discussing cultural differences , someone might ask, “What do Kiwis typically eat for breakfast?”

This is a common filler word used by New Zealanders at the end of a sentence to seek agreement or confirmation. It is similar to the Canadian “eh”.

  • For instance , “It’s a beautiful day, eh?”
  • Someone might ask , “You’re coming to the party tonight, eh?”
  • A New Zealander might say , “The All Blacks are the best team in the world, eh?”

3. Yeah Nah

This phrase is used to express a hesitant or indecisive response. “Yeah” indicates agreement or acknowledgement, while “nah” indicates disagreement or a negative response.

  • For example , “Do you want to go out tonight?” “Yeah nah, I’m not really feeling it.”
  • Someone might ask , “Are you going to the concert?” and receive the response, “Yeah nah, I have other plans.”
  • A New Zealander might say , “Yeah nah, I don’t think that’s a good idea.”

4. Bugger all

This phrase is used to describe a small or insignificant amount of something. It can also be used to express frustration or disappointment.

  • For instance , “I worked all day and achieved bugger all.”
  • Someone might say , “There’s bugger all food in the fridge.”
  • A New Zealander might exclaim , “Bugger all, I forgot my keys!”

This term is used as a mild exclamation or expression of surprise, frustration, or annoyance. It can also be used as a euphemism for a stronger swear word.

  • For example , “Bugger, I forgot my umbrella.”
  • Someone might exclaim , “Bugger, I missed the bus!”
  • A New Zealander might say , “Bugger off, mate!”

This is a versatile slang word that can be used to express gratitude, agreement, or excitement. It is similar to saying “thanks” or “cheers” in other English-speaking countries.

  • For example , if someone offers you a drink, you can respond with “Chur, mate!”
  • When someone does you a favor , you can say “Chur, bro!”
  • If something exciting happens , you might exclaim “Chur, that’s awesome!”

A term used to address a close friend or acquaintance, similar to “mate” or “buddy” in other countries. It is a casual and friendly way to refer to someone.

  • For instance , if you see your friend across the street, you can shout “Hey, bro!”
  • When introducing your friend to someone else , you can say “This is my bro, John.”
  • If your friend helps you out , you might say “Thanks, bro!”

A term used to address a friend or acquaintance, similar to “bro” or “mate.” It is derived from the word “cousin” and is used to signify a close relationship or camaraderie.

  • For example , if you see your friend at a party, you can greet them with “Hey, cuz!”
  • When expressing agreement with someone , you can say “Yeah, cuz, I totally get it.”
  • If someone does something impressive , you might exclaim “Nice one, cuz!”

9. The wops

Refers to a remote or rural location in New Zealand. It is often used to describe places that are far away from urban centers or heavily populated areas.

  • For instance , if someone asks where you live and it’s in a small town, you can say “I live out in the wops.”
  • When planning a road trip , you might say “Let’s explore the wops this weekend.”
  • If someone mentions a place you’ve never heard of , you can ask “Is that in the wops?”

A casual and shortened version of “thank you.” It is commonly used in New Zealand as a way to express gratitude or appreciation.

  • For example , if someone holds the door for you, you can say “Ta!”
  • When receiving a gift , you can say “Ta, that’s really kind of you.”
  • If someone helps you out , you might say “Ta, I owe you one!”

This word is used to describe something that is broken or not functioning properly. It can also be used metaphorically to describe a person or situation that is in a state of disarray or not working well.

  • For example , “My phone screen is pakaru, I need to get it fixed.”
  • A person might say , “I’m feeling a bit pakaru after a long day at work.”
  • In a discussion about a malfunctioning machine , someone might comment, “Looks like the motor is pakaru, we’ll need to replace it.”

12. Stubbies

Stubbies refer to a type of short shorts that are commonly worn in New Zealand. The term can also be used to refer to any pair of shorts in general.

  • For instance , “I’m going to wear my stubbies to the beach today.”
  • A person might say , “I need to buy some new stubbies for the summer.”
  • In a conversation about clothing preferences , someone might comment, “I prefer wearing stubbies over longer shorts.”

In New Zealand, the term “dairy” is commonly used to refer to a small convenience store or corner shop. These stores typically sell a range of everyday items, including groceries, snacks, and drinks.

  • For example , “I’m just going to the dairy to grab some milk.”
  • A person might ask , “Is there a dairy nearby where we can buy some snacks?”
  • In a discussion about neighborhood amenities , someone might mention, “We’re lucky to have a dairy right around the corner.”

14. Kia Ora

Kia ora is a Māori greeting commonly used in New Zealand. It can be used to say hello, welcome, or thank you. The phrase is a way to acknowledge and show respect for Māori culture and language.

  • For instance , “Kia ora, how are you?”
  • A person might say , “Kia ora, thank you for having me.”
  • In a conversation about cultural awareness , someone might comment, “It’s important to start a meeting with a kia ora to show respect.”

Arvo is a shortened version of the word “afternoon” and is commonly used in New Zealand to refer to the afternoon hours.

  • For example , “See you this arvo!”
  • A person might say , “Let’s meet up for coffee tomorrow arvo.”
  • In a discussion about scheduling , someone might comment, “I have a meeting in the arvo, but I’m free in the morning.”

In New Zealand slang, “heaps” is used to mean a large quantity or a lot of something.

  • For example , “I have heaps of homework to do tonight.”
  • A person might say , “Thanks heaps!” to express a lot of gratitude.
  • In a conversation about a party , someone might say, “There were heaps of people there!”

In New Zealand, “togs” is a slang term for swimwear or bathing suits.

  • For instance , “Don’t forget to bring your togs to the beach.”
  • A person might say , “I need to buy new togs for the summer.”
  • In a conversation about swimming , someone might ask, “Do you have your togs with you?”

In New Zealand slang, “undies” is a colloquial term for underwear.

  • For example , “I need to do laundry because I’m running out of clean undies.”
  • A person might say , “I prefer boxers over briefs for my undies.”
  • In a conversation about shopping , someone might ask, “Where can I find affordable undies?”

19. Jandals

In New Zealand, “jandals” is the term used for flip-flops or sandals.

  • For instance , “I’m going to wear my jandals to the beach.”
  • A person might say , “I love the feeling of walking in jandals.”
  • In a conversation about footwear , someone might ask, “Do you prefer jandals or sneakers?”

20. Gumboots

In New Zealand, “gumboots” is the slang term for rubber boots or Wellington boots.

  • For example , “I wore my gumboots to work because it’s raining.”
  • A person might say , “I need to buy new gumboots for gardening.”
  • In a conversation about outdoor activities , someone might ask, “Do you own a pair of gumboots?”

A bach is a small holiday home or beach house in New Zealand. It is typically a simple and basic accommodation used for vacations or weekend getaways.

  • For example , “We’re going to stay at our bach in the countryside for the long weekend.”
  • A person might say , “I love spending summers at the bach, enjoying the beach and relaxation.”
  • Someone might ask , “Do you have a bach where you can escape from the city?”

22. Op Shop

An op shop, short for opportunity shop, is a thrift store or second-hand shop in New Zealand. It sells used clothing, furniture, and other items at affordable prices.

  • For instance , “I found this vintage dress at the op shop for only $5.”
  • A person might say , “I like shopping at op shops because you can find unique items.”
  • Someone might ask , “Do you know of any good op shops in the area?”

Loo is a slang term used in New Zealand to refer to a bathroom or toilet. It is a casual and informal way of talking about the facilities.

  • For example , “Excuse me, where is the nearest loo?”
  • A person might say , “I need to use the loo before we leave.”
  • Someone might jokingly ask , “Who’s hogging the loo?”

24. Wop Wops

Wop wops is a slang term used in New Zealand to describe a remote or isolated area. It refers to a place that is far away from populated areas or city centers.

  • For instance , “They live in the wop wops, surrounded by nature and tranquility.”
  • A person might say , “I’m going camping in the wop wops this weekend.”
  • Someone might ask , “Have you ever been to the wop wops?”

25. Tramping

Tramping is a term used in New Zealand to describe hiking or trekking. It involves walking in nature, often on trails or in remote areas.

  • For example , “We went tramping in the mountains and enjoyed the stunning views.”
  • A person might say , “Tramping is a popular outdoor activity in New Zealand.”
  • Someone might ask , “Do you have any tips for tramping in the national park?”

Refers to the experience of living or traveling abroad, especially for an extended period of time. It is common for young New Zealanders to take a gap year or work overseas before settling back in New Zealand.

  • For example , “I’m planning to do my O.E. in Europe next year.”
  • A friend might ask , “How was your O.E.? Did you have a great time?”
  • Someone might say , “I’m saving up for my O.E. to explore new cultures and gain new perspectives.”

A short break from work, usually taken to have a snack or a cigarette. It is a common term used in New Zealand workplaces to refer to a scheduled break time.

  • For instance , “I’m going on smoko, I’ll be back in 15 minutes.”
  • A colleague might ask , “Do you want to join me for a smoko?”
  • Someone might say , “I need a smoko to recharge and clear my mind.”

Refers to the government welfare payment given to individuals who are unemployed and actively seeking work. It is a colloquial term used in New Zealand to describe the financial support provided by the government.

  • For example , “I lost my job, so I’m on the dole for now.”
  • A friend might ask , “Are you still on the dole or have you found a new job?”
  • Someone might say , “I’m grateful for the dole as it helps me cover my basic expenses while I search for a job.”

A common expression of gratitude or appreciation in New Zealand. It is used to show thanks or acknowledge a kind gesture or favor.

  • For instance , “Cheers for lending me your car, mate!”
  • A friend might say , “Cheers for inviting me to your party, it was a great time!”
  • Someone might respond with , “No worries, mate! Cheers for helping me out last week.”

Used to describe something that is great, excellent, or good in quality. It is a slang term commonly used in New Zealand to express approval or satisfaction.

  • For example , “That movie was choice, I highly recommend it.”
  • A friend might say , “I just tried this new restaurant, and the food was choice!”
  • Someone might comment , “Your outfit looks choice, it suits you well.”

31. Bro & cuz

In New Zealand, “bro” and “cuz” are commonly used terms to refer to a close friend or family member. These terms are often used interchangeably and are used to express familiarity and camaraderie.

  • For example , a person might say, “Hey bro, what’s up?” or “Cuz, let’s grab a drink.”
  • In a conversation between friends , one might say, “Bro, you coming to the party tonight?”
  • Two cousins might greet each other by saying , “Cuz, long time no see!”

This term is often used by people from other parts of New Zealand to refer to someone from Auckland. It is sometimes used in a playful or lighthearted manner, but can also carry a negative connotation, implying that Aucklanders are arrogant or self-centered.

  • For instance , a person might say, “Oh, you’re a Jafa? I guess that explains it.” or “Don’t mind him, he’s just a Jafa.”
  • In a discussion about regional stereotypes , someone might say, “As a Jafa, I’ve heard all the jokes.”
  • A person from Auckland might embrace the term and say , “Proud to be a Jafa!”

33. Chur bro

“Chur bro” is a popular phrase in New Zealand that is used to express gratitude or agreement. It is a shortened version of “cheers, bro” and is often used casually in everyday conversations.

  • For example , someone might say, “Chur bro, you saved my day!” or “Chur bro, I’ll catch up with you later.”
  • In a group setting , one person might say, “Let’s grab some beers after work.” and another might respond, “Chur bro, I’m in.”
  • A person might use the phrase to show appreciation , saying, “Chur bro, I owe you one.”

34. She’ll be right

This phrase is used to convey a sense of optimism or reassurance. It is often used to suggest that a situation will work out fine or that there is no need to worry.

  • For instance , someone might say, “Don’t stress, mate. She’ll be right.” or “Just give it some time, she’ll be right.”
  • In a conversation about a minor issue , one person might say, “I think we’ll be able to fix it easily. She’ll be right.”
  • A person might use the phrase to reassure someone , saying, “I know things seem tough right now, but trust me, she’ll be right.”

35. Sweet as

This phrase is used to express approval, satisfaction, or agreement. It is a positive affirmation that something is good or going well.

  • For example , someone might say, “That movie was sweet as!” or “We’re going on a road trip? Sweet as!”
  • In a conversation between friends , one person might say, “I got us tickets to the concert.” and the other might respond, “Sweet as, can’t wait!”
  • A person might use the phrase to show enthusiasm , saying, “I just found out I got the job. Sweet as!”

36. No worries

This phrase is used to indicate that there is no need to worry or be concerned about something.

  • For example , if someone apologizes for a mistake, you might respond, “No worries, it happens.”
  • If someone asks for a favor , you might say, “Sure, no worries, I can help you with that.”
  • When someone thanks you for something , you can reply, “No worries, happy to help.”

37. Chilly bin

This term refers to a portable container used to keep food and drinks cool, similar to a cooler or an icebox.

  • For instance, when going on a picnic, you might pack your food and drinks in a chilly bin to keep them cold.
  • If someone asks you to bring refreshments to a party , they might say, “Don’t forget to bring a chilly bin with some drinks.”
  • When going camping, you might store perishable items in a chilly bin to prevent them from spoiling.

This word is used to describe a place or situation that is full or crowded.

  • For example , if a concert venue is at full capacity, you might say, “It’s chocka in there, no more tickets available.”
  • When a restaurant is busy and there are no available tables , you could say, “Sorry, we’re chocka at the moment, there’s a waiting list.”
  • If someone asks how a party was , you might reply, “It was chocka, lots of people and great energy.”

This slang term is used to describe something that is damaged, broken, or in a state of disrepair.

  • For instance , if a car is involved in a serious accident, you might say, “The car is completely munted, it’s beyond repair.”
  • If a phone screen is cracked , you could say, “My phone is munted, I need to get it fixed.”
  • When describing a house that has been severely damaged by a natural disaster , you might say, “The house was munted by the earthquake, it’s uninhabitable.”

This word is used to express extreme excitement or enthusiasm about something.

  • For example , if someone tells you they got accepted into their dream college, you might say, “That’s amazing, I’m so stoked for you!”
  • When someone announces they won a competition , you could say, “Wow, I’m stoked to hear that, congratulations!”
  • If someone invites you to go on an adventure , you might respond, “I’m stoked, that sounds like an incredible experience!”

This word is commonly used in New Zealand to describe someone who is intoxicated or drunk. It can also be used to describe someone who is angry or upset.

  • For example , “He got really pissed at the party last night.”
  • A friend might say , “Let’s go out and get pissed tonight!”
  • Someone might comment , “I can’t believe she got so pissed over such a small thing.”

In New Zealand, “puku” is a Māori word that is used to refer to the stomach or belly. It is often used in a friendly or affectionate way.

  • For instance , a parent might say, “Come here and give me a hug, my little puku.”
  • A person might joke , “I’ve been eating too much, my puku is getting bigger.”
  • Someone might ask , “Do you have room in your puku for dessert?”

43. Tiki tour

In New Zealand, “tiki tour” is a phrase used to describe taking a scenic route or a leisurely drive to enjoy the scenery. It can also be used metaphorically to describe taking a roundabout or indirect path.

  • For example , “Instead of taking the highway, let’s go on a tiki tour and enjoy the countryside.”
  • A person might say , “Life is not always about taking the direct route, sometimes you need to go on a tiki tour.”
  • Someone might comment , “We ended up on a tiki tour and discovered a hidden gem of a beach.”

The haka is a traditional Māori dance that is performed by a group, often to demonstrate strength, unity, or to challenge opponents. It is often performed before sporting events or special occasions.

  • For instance , “The All Blacks perform a haka before their rugby matches.”
  • A person might say , “The haka is a powerful expression of Māori culture.”
  • Someone might comment , “The haka gave me chills, it was so intense.”

In New Zealand, an “esky” is a portable insulated container used to keep drinks and food cold. It is similar to a cooler or icebox.

  • For example , “Don’t forget to pack the esky for the beach picnic.”
  • A person might say , “I’ll grab some ice from the esky to chill the drinks.”
  • Someone might comment , “The esky kept the drinks cold all day.”

To suss something out means to investigate or figure out a situation or person. It can also mean to assess or evaluate something.

  • For example , “I need to suss out the new guy at work before I trust him.”
  • A person might say , “I sussed out the competition and came up with a strategy.”
  • Another might ask , “Can you suss out what’s wrong with my computer?”

47. Wop-wops

Wop-wops is a slang term used to refer to a remote or isolated area, typically in the countryside.

  • For instance , “I live in the wop-wops, miles away from civilization.”
  • A person might say , “We went camping in the wop-wops and didn’t see another person for days.”
  • Another might ask , “Do you know any good fishing spots in the wop-wops?”

Tiki is a slang term used to mean “carry on” or “keep going.” It is often used to encourage someone to continue with their current actions or plans.

  • For example , “Just tiki along and don’t worry about what others think.”
  • A person might say , “I didn’t let the criticism stop me, I just kept on tiki-ing.”
  • Another might ask , “Are you going to tiki with your original plan or change course?”

Whanau is a Maori word that means “extended family” or “kinship group.” It is often used to refer to close family members and can also include close friends.

  • For instance , “We had a big whanau gathering over the weekend.”
  • A person might say , “My whanau is always there for me, no matter what.”
  • Another might ask , “Are you spending Christmas with your whanau?”

Hangi is a traditional Maori method of cooking food using heated rocks buried in a pit oven. It is also used to refer to the feast or meal that is prepared using this method.

  • For example , “We had a delicious hangi at the marae.”
  • A person might say , “I’m going to a hangi tonight, can’t wait for the food.”
  • Another might ask , “Have you ever tried cooking a hangi yourself?”

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Kiwi slang 101.

by Stephanie

Whether you’re as Kiwi as they come (a New Zealander, not the fruit!) or a newbie in the Land of the Long White Cloud wondering what the heck everyone is talking about, these slangs and colloquialisms should get you by sweet.

Dairy:  Corner store selling day-to-day essentials including milk, newspapers and dollar lolly bags.

Bach:  Holiday home pronounced ‘batch’.  In the South Island, it is referred to as crib – not to be confused with a baby’s cot!

Jandals:  Flip flops/thongs. A bit like going barefoot, which Kiwis love!

Togs: Swimming wear.

Scroggin:  Also known as Trail Mix. Perfect for outdoor adventures! Remember to pack this in when you book your rafting Rotorua trip with us.

Beaut:  Great, excellent.

Bro:  An endearment for a close friend, usually a male.

Munted:  When something is really broken or someone is highly intoxicated. As in “That fulla is munted!”

Stoked:  Pretty happy and chuffed about something.

Chook:  Chicken. Funnily it can also be an endearment!

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Your guide for understanding the way we speak on your New Zealand trip!

Eh:  Pronounced ‘ay’. Means similar to ‘don’t you agree?’

Ta:  Thank you shortened.

Yeah…nah:  Technically means no, but can also mean maybe. Go figure!

Dunny:  A toilet.

Chocka:  Full. Eg. “Had enough to eat love?” “Yes, chocka.”

Wop-wops:  Literally in the middle of nowhere.

Chur:  Thanks/thank you.

Sweet as:  Cool, awesome or no problem. “

Hot chips (pronounced hot chups):  Literally hot chips.

Tiki tour:  Getting to a destination the long way. Slot in time for tiki touring when heading for rafting in Rotorua!

Jafa:  Just Another F******g (or fantastic) Aucklander. “He always orders a spicy soy chai latte…a total Jafa.”

Hard case: Funny. “That Jack, he’s a hard case.”

Had a big one on the turps.  Meaning, had a big night of drinking.

Give us a couple of snags off the barbie, will ya? Meaning, give us a couple of sausages off the barbecue, please.

Course I can do it, it’s a piece of piss.  Translation: Of course I can do it, it’s extremely easy.

He’s a muppet!  In other words, he’s an incompetent idiot.

The punters are out in full force!  Translation: There’s a big crowd.

Ugh, that’s grotty. Meaning, ugh, that’s disgusting!

Yes but can you handle the jandal?   Translation: Can you deal with the situation?

You’re such an egg. Meaning, you’re such a clown.

Taking the piss: Joking/ making fun of.

She’s such a dag. She’s so funny. Rattle your dags means hurry up.

Rark up: Telling off.

Crikey: Wow

Tramping: Hiking.

Good as gold: Affirmative answer.

Yonks: Forever.

Now for some commonly used Maori words.

Kia Ora. Hi

Aroha. Love

Chances are when you visit us here in Rotorua, we’re going to use some of the above. Brush up on your kiwi lingo beforehand and you’ll be ‘sweet as’!

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🗣 Introduction to the 100 Most Used Kiwi Slangs — A New Zealand Slang List

New Zealand, affectionately known as Aotearoa in the Māori language,  boasts a unique cultural tapestry that includes a rich array of colloquial expressions and slangs. 

As New Zealanders are often called, Kiwis have  a distinctive way of speaking  that reflects the country’s diverse heritage and laid-back lifestyle.

Here’s  a list of 100 Kiwi slangs, each with its own:

  • Aotearoa: The Māori name for New Zealand, often used to emphasize the indigenous culture and heritage.
  • Kiwi: A term not only referring to the iconic flightless bird, but also commonly used to describe New Zealanders.
  • Jandals: Flip-flops or thongs, perfect for the Kiwi beach lifestyle.
  • Sweet as: A popular Kiwi phrase indicating approval or agreement, synonymous with “awesome” or “excellent.”
  • Chilly bin: A cooler or ice chest, essential for keeping drinks cool during a Kiwi barbecue.
  • Bach: Pronounced “batch,” a holiday home or beach house.
  • Choice: Excellent or cool, expressing admiration for something.
  • She’ll be right: A laid-back attitude, often used to convey that everything will be okay.
  • Togs: Swimsuit or bathing suit, essential for a day at the beach.
  • Mate: Friend or buddy, a widely used term reflecting the Kiwi camaraderie.
  • Cuz: Short for cousin, but often used casually to address friends or acquaintances.
  • Munted: Broken, damaged, or in a state of disrepair.
  • Wop-wops: A remote or isolated location, far from urban areas.
  • Buzzy: Exciting or busy, full of energy.
  • Bro: Short for brother, a term of endearment used among friends.
  • Chur: Thank you or cheers, expressing gratitude.
  • Cark it: To die or stop working.
  • Bogan: A term for someone with a working-class background, often associated with a casual or unconventional lifestyle.
  • Dairy: A convenience store or small grocery shop.
  • Gumboots: Rubber boots or Wellington’s, perfect for muddy outdoor activities.
  • Hangi: A traditional Māori method of cooking food in an earth oven.
  • Heaps: A lot, plenty, or a large quantity.
  • Hundy: A hundred, often used in the context of giving something full effort.
  • Kai: Food, reflecting the importance of sustenance in Kiwi culture.
  • Kia ora: A Māori greeting meaning “be well” or “be healthy.”
  • Puku: Stomach or belly, often used in the context of being full after a meal.
  • Skuxx: Stylish, attractive, or cool.
  • Tiki tour: Taking a scenic or meandering route to a destination.
  • Whānau: Family, emphasizing the importance of kinship.
  • Yarn: A conversation or story, often shared in a casual and relaxed manner.
  • Duvet: A blanket or comforter, essential for staying warm during chilly nights.
  • Kumara: A sweet potato, popular in Kiwi cuisine.
  • Weta: A large insect native to New Zealand, often used to describe something impressive or robust.
  • Chur bro: A combination of “thanks” and “bro,” expressing gratitude in a friendly manner.
  • Hard case: A funny or amusing person.
  • Rattle your dags: Hurry up or move quickly.
  • Pavlova: A popular dessert, typically a topic of debate between New Zealand and Australia regarding its origin.
  • Bach hop: Traveling between holiday homes or baches.
  • Bikkie: Biscuit or cookie, a sweet treat enjoyed with a cup of tea.
  • Pōhutukawa: A native New Zealand tree with distinctive red flowers, often called the Kiwi Christmas tree.
  • Wairua: Spiritual or sacred, reflecting a deep connection to the land.
  • Pounamu: Greenstone or jade, considered a precious stone with cultural significance.
  • Piss-up: A social gathering involving alcohol, typically a party or celebration.
  • No worries: Similar to “she’ll be right,” conveying a relaxed and easygoing attitude.
  • Bare: Many or a lot, emphasizing abundance.
  • Whinge: Complain or grumble, often used humorously.
  • Tiki: A Māori carving or pendant, symbolizing cultural identity.
  • Bach babe: A term used to describe someone who spends a lot of time at beach houses.
  • Waka: Canoe, reflecting the importance of watercraft in Māori history.
  • Pikelet: A small, thick pancake, a favorite in Kiwi households.
  • Ripper: Fantastic or excellent, expressing enthusiasm.
  • Judder bar: Speed bump, a common feature on New Zealand roads.
  • Brass monkey weather: Extremely cold weather, referencing the idea that it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
  • Cut lunch: Packed lunch, typically for outdoor activities.
  • Pukana: A Māori facial expression, often used to convey intensity or passion.
  • Kia kaha: Be strong, a phrase of encouragement and support.
  • Pike out: To back out or avoid a commitment.
  • Tu meke: Good job or well done, acknowledging someone’s effort.
  • Buzzy bee: A popular Kiwi children’s toy, symbolizing industriousness.
  • Mozzie: Mosquito, a common pest during the warmer months.
  • Wop-wop kick: A type of kick in rugby, often used to describe an unsuccessful attempt.
  • Bush: Native forest or wooded areas.
  • Blue duck day: A day with clear skies and perfect weather.
  • Choice as, bro: A combination of “awesome” and “bro,” expressing approval.
  • Stubbies: Shorts, frequently denim, that are shorter than average.
  • Fluffy: A hot drink, typically a coffee or hot chocolate with frothy milk.
  • Jafa: Acronym for “Just Another F***ing Aucklander,” sometimes used humorously to refer to Auckland residents.
  • Pav: Abbreviation for pavlova, a beloved dessert in New Zealand.
  • Chocka: Full or crowded, often used in reference to a busy place.
  • Pram: Baby stroller or pushchair.
  • Mozzies: Mosquitoes, pesky insects prevalent in certain regions.
  • Wobbly boot on: Being drunk or under the influence of alcohol.
  • Four by two: A piece of wood, often used in DIY projects.
  • Haka: A traditional Māori war dance, often performed as a ceremonial expression of strength.
  • Nek minnit: “Next minute,” a phrase used to indicate a sudden turn of events.
  • Dag: An amusing or eccentric person, often used affectionately.
  • Brofessionals: Skilled or professional individuals, often used humorously.
  • Scroggin: Trail mix or a mix of dried fruits and nuts, perfect for outdoor activities.
  • Weta workshop: A reference to the famous special effects and prop company in New Zealand.
  • Pommy: A person from England or the United Kingdom.
  • Aroha: Love or affection, emphasizing a deep connection to others.
  • Weta cave: A popular tourist attraction showcasing props and sculptures from movies.
  • Wops: Remote or isolated areas, similar to “wop-wops.”
  • Rugbyhead: A passionate fan of rugby, a sport deeply ingrained in Kiwi culture.
  • Stoked: Extremely happy or excited, often used to express delight.
  • Kai moana: Seafood, reflecting the abundance of seafood in New Zealand waters.
  • Buzzy-bee corner: A term used to describe a busy intersection or roundabout.
  • Pōwhiri: A Māori welcoming ceremony, often performed for visitors.
  • Chocka-block: Full to capacity, often used in reference to busy events.
  • Daggy: Unfashionable or out-of-date, often used humorously.
  • Hundy p: A hundred percent certain or confident.
  • Tuakana: An older sibling or cousin.
  • Deki: A term used to agree or confirm a plan.
  • Wop-wop woollies: Warm clothing suitable for cold and remote locations.
  • Taniwha: Mythical creatures in Māori folklore, often used to describe hidden dangers or obstacles.
  • Squizzy: To take a look or have a quick glance.
  • Sunnies: Sunglasses, essential for New Zealand’s sunny days.
  • Dairy owner: The owner of a convenience store or dairy.
  • Waka jumping: Politically motivated party switching.
  • Eh: A casual way of seeking agreement or confirmation, similar to “right?” in other English-speaking cultures.

👨‍💻 Frequently Asked Questions About the Use of Slangs in New Zealand

1. what is the significance of slangs in new zealand.

Slangs in New Zealand hold cultural significance, reflecting the country’s unique identity and fostering a sense of camaraderie among Kiwis.

They contribute to the distinct linguistic landscape and play a role in expressing New Zealanders’ laid-back and friendly nature.

2. Why do Kiwis use so many slangs in their everyday language?

The use of slangs in New Zealand is deeply ingrained in the culture, serving as a form of informal communication.

Kiwis often use slang to convey friendliness, camaraderie, and shared identity. It’s a way of expressing themselves authentically and connecting with others.

3. How do slangs contribute to the Kiwi sense of humor?

Slangs in New Zealand contribute significantly to the Kiwi sense of humor by adding wit, playfulness, and informality to everyday conversations.

Many slangs are used humorously, creating a lighthearted atmosphere and reinforcing the friendly and approachable nature of Kiwis.

4. Are there regional variations in the use of slangs across New Zealand?

Yes, there are regional variations in the use of slangs across New Zealand.

Different areas may have their own unique expressions and phrases, influenced by local culture and history. This adds an extra layer of diversity to the country’s linguistic landscape.

5. Do tourists need to understand Kiwi slangs while visiting New Zealand?

While it’s optional for tourists to understand Kiwi slangs, having some knowledge can enhance the overall experience.

It allows visitors to better connect with locals, understand the nuances of conversations, and appreciate the friendly and informal Kiwi communication style.

6. How can non-Kiwis learn and incorporate Kiwi slangs into their vocabulary?

Non-Kiwis can learn and incorporate Kiwi slangs by immersing themselves in local culture, engaging in conversations with Kiwis, and paying attention to popular media and entertainment.

It’s fun to embrace the Kiwi way of speaking and connect with the local community.

7. Are there certain situations where using slangs may be inappropriate?

While slangs are generally used in casual and friendly settings, it’s essential to be mindful of the context.

It’s advisable to use more standard language in formal or professional situations to ensure clear communication.

Additionally, being aware of cultural sensitivities is crucial when using slangs.

8. Do slangs contribute to the identity of New Zealand English?

Slangs contribute significantly to the identity of New Zealand English. They create a distinctive linguistic identity that sets New Zealand apart and reflects the country’s unique blend of cultures, history, and the friendly nature of its people.

9. Can the use of slangs in New Zealand sometimes lead to misunderstandings for non-native speakers?

While Kiwi slangs may pose a challenge for non-native speakers, Kiwis are generally understanding and willing to explain meanings in a friendly manner.

It’s an opportunity for cultural exchange, and over time, non-native speakers can become familiar with and incorporate these slangs into their own language use.

10. Are there resources available for learning more about Kiwi slangs?

Yes, there are various resources available for learning more about Kiwi slangs. Local language guides, online platforms, and engaging with Kiwi communities are excellent ways to immerse oneself in the language.

Additionally, Kiwi friends and acquaintances can provide valuable insights into the use and meaning of slangs.

Embrace the Kiwi spirit by incorporating these slangs into your conversations, and you’ll soon find yourself speaking like a true New Zealander.

Whether you’re enjoying a cuppa with a biscuit, heading to the bach for a weekend getaway, or just having a yarn with your mates, these Kiwi slangs will add a touch of Aotearoa to your language repertoire. Cheers, mate!

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The friendliness of the people from New Zealand is reflected in the way they speak.

There are indeed many New Zealand slang phrases and, in this post, you’ll not only learn 50 of them, but you’ll also discover interesting things about one of the most beautiful places on earth.

Are you ready? Let’s explore New Zealand slang.

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1. kiwi .

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“Kiwi” is in fist place because I’ll use this term a lot in this list. 

This is a noun that refers to the people from New Zealand. Don’t worry, this isn’t an offensive word. I’ve heard New Zealanders use “Kiwi” many times to talk about themselves. 

It’s a nickname that comes from the kiwi, a nocturnal flightless bird that’s found only in New Zealand.

John: “Are you from Australia?”

Mary: “No, I’m from New Zealand. I’m a Kiwi.” 

2. Aotearoa

Aotearoa is the Māori-language name for New Zealand. In the beginning, this term was used by the Māori to refer to the North Island only but today it’s a common noun Kiwis use to refer to both the North and the South Island.

“Welcome to Aotearoa!”

3. Sweet / Sweet As

This is a super common slang expression that Kiwis often use. It can mean different things depending on the situation. You can use it to say “thank you”, “it’s all good”, “no worries”, “you’re welcome”, and “that’s cool”.

Joe: “I’ll come pick you up at 7pm, okay?”

Tim: “Sweet as, bro.”

This is a friendly term for anyone, not necessarily your brother. Every variety of English has its preferred slang term to refer to a friend. Americans may use “dude”, Australians and the British use “mate” and Kiwis often use “bro.”

Example: “How's it going, bro?”

5.  She'll Be Right

What is a common saying in New Zealand? “She'll be right” is a good example that you'll hear both in New Zealand and Australian slang . It means “everything will be all right”.

Example: 

Hamish: “I don’t want to go! I’m too afraid!”

Fraiser: “She’ll be right, bro.”

This can be used in many ways. It can mean “thank you,” or “that’s awesome!” Kiwis often say, “Chur, bro!”

Dan: “I’ll drive you to work”

David: “Chur, bro.”

A slang word to say something is excellent, great, or fantastic.

Mary: “Do you like my new shoes?”

Kate: “Choice!”

A snag is a sausage. Kiwis love barbecues and snags are what they love eating!

Marta: “I’ll get the snags for tomorrow.”

Daniel: “Sweet as.”

Kia ora comes from Maori and it’s a form of informal, friendly greeting.

It’s used to say hi but it has a much deeper meaning than that. You can watch this short video to find out more about this term.

Marta: “Kia ora!”

Daniel: “Kia ora!”

10. Kia Kaha

Here’s some sad truth I wish I didn’t have to write about: in 2019, New Zealand witnessed the deadliest mass shooting in its modern history.  

I remember that day very well. All my New Zealand friends were tweeting and posting on social media the same two words: “Kia kaha.” 

In Maori, this means “stay/be strong.” 

Marta: “I’m so sorry for the loss of your dad. Kia kaha.”

Dag can mean two things. You can use it when referring to a person who is strange or different in a way that is funny. Or you can use it to refer to a dirty piece of wool that hangs down from a sheep’s bottom!

Jane: “He’s a bit of a character, isn’t he?”

Mary: “Yeah, he's such a dag.”

Dunny is often used in Australian slang and means toilet or bathroom. It comes from the British dialect word “dunnekin,” a fusion of two other words: “dung” (cow’s poo) and “ken” (house). 

Example: “Where's the dunny?”

Short for “thank you”.

Waiter: “Here’s your drink.”

Customer: “Ta”

14. Far Out

This is often used by Australians too. You say it when you’re surprised or can’t believe something. Kiwis also say “Faaaa” meaning “far out”.

Jon: “Did you know there are more sheep than people in New Zealand?”

Mike: “Far out! No, I didn’t!”

15. Cark It

This is an informal term that means “to die”. It may come from “carcass,” the dead body of an animal.

Example: “The cat was run over by a car and carked it.”

You’ll need these if you go to New Zealand. They’re swimming trunks or a swimsuit. 

Example: “I’m heading to the beach. Where are my togs? I can’t find them.”

17. Dairy 

A corner shop (a small shop that sells food, newspapers, etc., especially one near your house)

Example: “I’m going to the dairy to grab some milk.”

18. Eh (Also Spelt As “Ay”)

This is very often used at the end of sentences and could mean several things depending on the situation. It’s more of a sound than a word and Kiwis use it to say, “Could you repeat that?” or “What do you think?”

A lot can be said about this sound. Some linguists have even done extensive studies on it and found that “eh” is rooted in the Māori word ‘nē'. If you’re a real language nerd, here’s where you can learn more about “eh”.

Example: “That’s way too expensive, ay?”

19. Hard-Case

A hard-case is someone who’s amusing, funny, or a bit strange. 

Example: “My uncle is such a hard-case.”

20. Squiz 

A “slang” verb that means to take a quick look at something. 

Example: “Have a squiz at this video. It’s funny, eh?”

21. Hard Out

This is an expression used to fully agree with what someone has just said. 

Tim: “Auckland has some great cafes, ay?” 

Tom: “Hard out, bro!”

It can also be used to amplify an adjective.

Example: “These sunglasses are hardout expensive!” (They’re way too expensive).

And you can also use it to say something is amazing.

Barbara: “How was the food?”

Tim: “It was hardout! Choice!” (It was awesome).

22. Tu Meke/Too Much

“Tu meke” translates from Māori to “too much”. It’s a phrase that Kiwis use to show appreciation for something that someone did for them. 

Tim: “Don’t worry, bro. I’ll make that phone call for you.” 

Jay: “Tu meke, bro!”

23. Yeah Nah

Kiwis are generally very friendly towards each other and this is reflected in their language.

“Yeah nah” is proof of that. It means “no” but it’s a soft “no” that allows you to sound less direct. It’s a common expression both in New Zealand and Australia.

In fact, the Collins Dictionary says that “the phrase has been used 997,000 times on Twitter since 2010, and its usage has increased over time.”

Winnie: “Are you coming over tonight?”

Alex: “Yeah nah, I’m too tired.”

Winnie: “Sweet as.”

If you have a yarn, you have a friendly chat. 

Example: “We were just having a yarn when his mum came in.”

25. Lollies

Candy or sweets.

Example: “All those lollies will give you a stomachache! Stop eating them!” 

26. A Chilly Bin

A portable container that keeps things cold, especially drinks. Australians call this an “eski” (from Eskimo).

Example: “Put those beers in the chilly bin, bro. They’ll get warm out here, ay.”

27. Tomato Sauce

Tomato sauce in New Zealand slang means ketchup. (I can hear Italians getting mad at this.)

Example: “Would you like tomato sauce on your chips?”

28. You Right?

This means “Are you okay?”

Bro 1: “You right, bro?”

Bro 2: “Yeah, bro.”

29. All Good

This means “that’s ok” or “never mind” or “no problem”.

Kyle: “Sorry about that, bro.”

Jake: “All good, bro.”

30. Not Even

This is a way to disagree. It’s used to say “No way” or “That’s not true”

Jackie: “You’ll drive me to the shop, ay?”

John: “Not even! I’m too busy!”

Martin: “I haven’t eaten since this morning.”

Alex: “Let’s go for a feed. Macca’s?”

Martin: “Sweet as. Let’s do it.”

32. Macca’s

Kiwi (and Australian) slang for McDonald's.

Example: “Fancy a quick bite at Macca’s?”

33. A Cuppa

Short for “cup of coffee” or “cup of tea”. Kiwis love both.

Example: “Fancy a cuppa?”

34. Bring A Plate

If you get invited over for a party and they tell you to “bring a plate”, they’re not saying to bring an empty plate! What they’re saying is that they’d like you to bring a dish that you can eat together. SO make sure the plate is full!

Justin: “We’re having dinner at my place tomorrow. Wanna come?”

Amish: “Yeah. I’d love to.”

John: “Sweet as, bring a plate!”

35. Wop-Wops

A place in the middle of nowhere.

Example: “My uncle lives in the wop-wops.

36. Jandals

Flip-flops / tongs

Tania: “Do you like my new jandals?”

Alex: “Yeah! Choice!”

37. Tiki Tour

If you decide to take a “tiki tour” it means you’re going on a journey with no destination in mind. It can also mean to take the long way to reach a place. Many tour companies use this expression and it’s now become synonymous with travelling in New Zealand.

Example: “Let's take a tiki tour around the North Island.”

A bach is a family holiday home. These are usually simple cottages near the beach.

Example: “We’re gonna stay at our aunt’s bach.”

39. Gumboots

Waterproof boots made of rubber.

Example: “I need a new pair of gumboots.”

“Heaps”  means “a lot”. 

Example: “There are heaps of sheep in New Zealand. More sheep than people!”

In Kiwi English, if you say you’re stoked, you’re saying you’re very pleased or excited. 

Example “I was so stoked when I saw you!”

42. Straight Up 

This is used to say you’re serious about what you’re saying. You can use it both in questions meaning “Are you serious?” and responses meaning “I’m serious.”

Jack: “Mary and Jack have broken up!”

Jane: “Straight up?”

Jack: “Straight up.”

“Straight up” could also mean “definitely”.

Marty: “Would you ever live in the wop-wops?”

John: “Straight up! I love peace and quiet.”

If something is chocka, it means very full or busy. 

Example: “Your suitcase is chocka! Are you sure you need that many clothes bro?”

Another example: “The station was chocka today. I don’t know what was going on there.”

If someone is skux, they are really cool and attractive.

Example: “I’m telling you. That guy is skux, bro.”

A Kiwi slang term to say that something took forever. 

Example: “That took yonks, bro!”

This is an acronym to refer (in a negative way) to people from Auckland, the largest and most populated city in New Zealand. It stands for Just Another Fuc*ing Aucklander. Be careful as it’s not a nice one to use.

Example: “He’s a total Jafa.”

47. Nek Minnit

“Nek minnit” means “suddenly”. Here’s a funny story about this slang term from Wikipedia.

Nek minnit […] is an Internet meme made popular by New Zealand skateboarder Levi Hawken. Hawken appeared in a viral video which shows a scooter, apparently destroyed outside a dairy. The “nek minnit” video spawned many parodies and has become a popular slang term among the people of New Zealand. Wikipedia

John: “What happened to your car, bro?”

Jack: “I was driving. Nek minnit I heard a bang. A truck hit me on the side and destroyed me!”

If something is grotty, it means it’s disgusting.

Example: “The food was grotty bro!”

49. A Piece Of Piss

You may have heard of the English idiom “a piece of cake”. It means something it’s easy to do or achieve. “A piece of piss” is the (vulgar) slang version of that. You'll hear it in British slang too.

Example: “Of course I can do that bro. It’s a piece of piss!”

50. A Muppet

If you say someone is a muppet, you’re saying they’re an idiot.

Example: “Leave him alone, bro. He’s just a muppet”

Mastering Kiwi Slang

Sweet as bro! You've got to the end of this post. This list can be helpful but the best way to learn New Zealand slang may be to hang out with real Kiwi people in person or online.

You can watch New Zealand YouTube channels or listen to Kiwi English podcasts. That will help you immerse yourself in New Zealand slang.

The StoryLearning method (learning through stories) is also one of the most effective ways to expose your brain to English. 

Keep having fun and happy learning!

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new Zealand Classic Kiwi slang 

While you might speak English there are plenty of kiwi slang terms to get used to. Here is a selection of kiwi expressions that are in common use…

(pronounced ‘batch’) – a summer house or holiday home. Lots of Kiwis have one and they are popular in beach resorts. They tend to be basic accommodation.  

Back in the day

An undetermined amount of time in the past.  

Used to describe something that is really good. Simple as.  

Ah, an absolute Kiwi staple. Bro is short for brother and is used to describe your best mates (as well as your brother). Probably one of the most used Kiwi slang terms and one of our favourites.  

Rather like the Americans, kiwis use the word ‘chips’ to describe what the Brits call ‘crisps’. To add to the confusion, we also use the term ‘chips’ or ‘hot chips’ to describe fries.  

Full to the top.  

This is one of our favourites, it’s used if you’re not feeling too well.  

Another Kiwi favourite. Cuz or cuzzie is short for cousin and is used in an equivalent way to bro or as an alternative.  

This is a traditional corner shop and sells everyday essentials including milk, newspapers, and those all-essential Lotto tickets!  

This is short for Electronic Fund Transaction Point of Sale and is the way Kiwis pay for everything. Used to describe both the cash machine and the card swipe in dairies, restaurants, shops – everywhere really.  

Probably the most used of all Kiwi slang terms. If you spend any serious amount of time here, it won’t be long before this becomes part of your daily vocab. Used to confirm that something you are saying is true, without really asking a question. It’s pronounced ‘ayy’  

This is not really slang but it is a good one to know. A feijoa is a fruit that is native to New Zealand and doesn’t seem to be found anywhere else.  

This is an interjection that can mean ‘wow’ or ‘awesome’ and can be used in both a positive and negative light.

Good as gold

Don’t know how we missed this the first time around as it’s such an endearing term. Good as gold basically means you are happy with what someone has just said or told you.  

To leave or exit the situation, sometimes very quickly.

Someone who has a big personality, may do unusual things but basically is a real laugh.  

Used to describe ‘lots’ of something. It’s a very well used Kiwi term. 

We’re still not sure if this means yes or no! If you want to be super vague about something, this is the perfect way to answer.  

Used to describe a lengthy period of time.  

You’re such an egg

This basically means you are a bit of a clown or a joker  

Hokey pokey

Surely one of the best things about New Zealand. Hokey pokey is a flavour that is like honeycomb. It can be ice cream, a chocolate bar, or other lollies. It is delicious, so make sure you remember this one!  

 Perhaps one of the most confusing things for visitors is the way we describe our potato-based snacks. Hot chips literally refer to hot cooked chips. Most foreigners (especially the Brits) get super confused and wonder why we need to call them ‘hot’ chips!  

Whether you call them flip flops or thongs this summer footwear favourite is called a jandal in NZ. They are one step up from going bare foot (which Kiwis do a lot!) and often look pretty battered!  

W hilst many countries use the word ‘lolly’ to describe a sweet that’s on a stick, kiwis use it as a generic term to describe  all  sweets!  

This one has two meanings which equate to the same thing! Used to describe something that’s broken (pretty much beyond repair) or used to describe someone who is really drunk (pretty much beyond repair!).  

“Next” minute – used to create suspense when telling a great story.  

Like sweet as, no worries is the best way to describe Kiwis in general – they’ve got no worries! Kiwis are super laid back so you will hear this one a lot!  

Literally short for Overseas Experience. Most Kiwis will take an OE when they graduate from Uni or before they get their first job. It usually involves a 6 month to a year trip to Europe usually starting off in the UK.  

Pack a sad 

To get upset and sulk  

If you’re heading out on a big tramp, you might want to pack yourself a bag of scroggin – a mix of nuts and fruit, often called trail mix in other countries.  

This one is a favourite of the university crowd and means to down your drink. If someone yells it at you, it’s best just to do it!  

She’ll be right

When something is not working perfectly but it will be all good in the end.  

Super happy about something.  

Another word for sausage. A barbecue is a standard way of socialising in New Zealand, so this is definitely one of the most popular kiwi slang terms of the summer.  

Used to describe something that is awesome but also used when there’s no problem. This one is a Kiwi classic.  

This one is a confusing one for overseas visitors. A tiki tour is a small organised tour where you will see a lot of things in a day. Alternatively, if you head the long way to a place or someone’s house, you might get called out for taking a tiki tour.  

Whilst some people may use the term to describe homeless people, it has a completely different meaning here in NZ and refers to going out for a long walk or hike.  

Used to describe someone who comes from West Auckland.  

This is a term used to describe the middle of nowhere. New Zealand has some remote towns and villages, so this is used a lot.

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Kiwi 101: What you should know before you head across the ditch

Considering travelling to New Zealand as soon as trans-Tasman travel is given the green light? Here is what you should know before you head across the ditch.

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RESPECT THE PLACE

New Zealanders are passionately protective of the environment, their culture and their people. The Tiaki Promise is a guiding set of principles for all travellers travelling to New Zealand. By following the Tiaki Promise when travelling, you are making a commitment to care for New Zealand. Familiarise yourself with the best practices to make sure you tread lightly and leave no trace while travelling.

MAORI CULTURE

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Maori culture is ingrained into the everyday life of New Zealanders. As a visitor, you’ll experience this through manaakitanga, or Maori hospitality – something kiwis pride themselves on when welcoming visitors. As an official language, it’s common to hear Te Reo Māori spoken , and many official place names are in Māori.

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You can easily learn the correct pronunciation of place names, plus some simple Māori words and phrases. Key phrases to familiarise yourself with include kia ora (hello), morena (good morning), kai (food), and whanau (family).

Here, they are thongs. Over the ditch, they are ‘jandals’.

They may be our closest neighbours, but kiwi slang is completely different to Australia’s vernacular. Get familiar with some of the most common phrases before you travel:

Chilly bin – the Kiwi word for Esky.

Jandals – what we know as thongs.

Dairy – the corner shop or milk bar where you can buy bread, milk and lollies for the road.

Bach – what we know as a holiday house, kiwis call a bach (pronounced “batch”)

Wop Wop – when you’re asking for directions and a kiwi mentions a town is “wop wop”, they mean in the middle of nowhere, in the same way Aussies say “woop woop”.

Tiki Tour – slang for taking the scenic or long route.

Chur – meaning thanks.

Tramping – kiwis refer to hiking or bushwalking as tramping. Explore one of New Zealand’s Great Walks and you’ll get a real taste for tramping.

FOOD AND WINE

New Zealand has some of the best produce in the world, from fresh crayfish, to bluff oysters and lamb, to their renowned wines. In saying that, it’s worth getting familiar some of the quintessentially kiwi snacks New Zealanders love. Try the much-loved soft drink L&P, a side of sweet Pineapple Lumps (chocolates) and the ginger crunch (slice).

SITTING ON TABLES

This doesn’t go down well in New Zealand.

It is taboo in Māori culture to sit on tables. This is a sacred concept from pre-colonisation and something all New Zealanders find offensive. Sitting your backside on tables where food is served is seen as a huge disrespect, so make sure you’re firmly planted on a chair to avoid offence.

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Though most road rules are similar between Australia and New Zealand, driving conditions are completely different. New Zealand’s diverse terrain means roads are often narrow, hilly and windy with plenty of sharp corners, and maps don’t show how narrow and windy roads can be. What might look like a short trip can often take much longer than Google Maps predicts.

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( N.Z. prison ) an inter-prison transfer.

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Please, Make It Stop

The “hawk tuah” girl doesn’t need to be a superstar. she can just be someone in a funny video..

Last week, I wrote a story about Haliey Welch , better known as the “Hawk Tuah” girl, who is enjoying a spurt of viral fame thanks to her puerile response to a man-on-the-street YouTube interviewer. (She was asked what she does in bed to make her man “go crazy,” to which Welch replied that she gives him the old hawk tuah —in layman’s terms, she’ll “spit on that thang.”) The meteoric rise of the Hawk Tuah meme then became a useful locus from which to examine the silent majority of low-information social media users—the Barstool clan, the Call Her Daddy fanatics, the men who post their doomed four-leg college football parlays on Twitter. This group has become better known as the “ Zynternet ” and, taken as a political faction, it represents the Americans who don’t follow political news, who spend a lot of time on the fairly disengaged “Hawk Tuah” internet, and who are overwhelmingly voting for Trump. I merely postulated that the Democrats had wasted a huge opportunity to co-opt her—something the right did in about 60 seconds—and called it a day.

And, really, that’s all there was to say about “Hawk Tuah” girl. We sufficiently bled the discourse dry of all valuable insight, and we’re ready to move on to fresher hells. And yet, for some reason, my brethren in the media have not gotten this message. Yesterday Rolling Stone unveiled a fawning Haliey Welch exclusive that is so overheated in its posture that I almost wonder if it’s satire . Here is the subhead of that piece:

She went viral for a sex joke, but Haliey Welch is much more—a charming Gen Z Dolly Parton who’s rightfully becoming America’s Sweetheart.

A charming Gen Z Dolly Parton! Lord have mercy. Look, I understand how the game works. Journalists and editors alike are incentivized to gussy up their framing with provocative declarations, and given that all celebrity-focused journalism in the 2020s is a bloodsucking negotiation between various access arbiters and brand interests, I can imagine how the Powers That Be decreed that Welch’s name be invoked adjacent to, you know, one of the most iconic performers to ever walk the earth. But, I swear to God, we cannot keep moving the goalposts this far. Hawk Tuah is a funny meme! I had a nice time thinking about how it reflected an oft-ignored undercurrent in American culture. I even went on NPR to talk about it! And I’m sure Welch enjoyed her brief tour of the Barstool podcast network. But it’s over now, man. Let’s move on before it gets embarrassing.

I’ve been on the internet long enough to remember when there was a universally established life cycle for viral characters. The “ Numa Numa ” kid uploaded his video to Newgrounds and enjoyed an in-the-know ubiquity among forum dwellers in the early 2000s, without any predatory talent agents harboring fantasies of him splayed out on the cover of Spin. (Others that fall into this category include Tay Zonday , the Star Wars kid , and whoever made the “ End of Ze World ” Flash cartoon.) But unfortunately, in our modern hypercapitalized digital ecosystem, everyone who has even the faintest whiff of virality is now encouraged to mine that moment for all it’s worth—morphing, say, a cute, profane YouTube clip into the job. Think of the tools currently at your disposal! Cameo, OnlyFans, ersatz Instagram sponcon for poorly defined health drinks, all working in conjunction to ensure that Being Online is permanently tinged with sweaty desperation from all parties. (Apparently Welch is developing a reality show ? Jesus.) Everyone wants to be a star, but really, most people who have a viral moment on the internet were meant to only ever be a meme.

But who knows? Maybe I’m wrong and Welch’s career is poised to skyrocket to unfathomable heights. Perhaps she’ll next headline Stagecoach or appear in a forthcoming incarnation of the Fast and Furious franchise, and her fateful blow-job joke will be seen as a strange, divinatory omen of authentic stardom. If so, I will happily eat my words. Until then, if you are lucky (or unlucky) enough to brush against white-hot virality, maybe set your aspirations a smidge lower than Dolly Parton. There is so much grace and dignity in enjoying your 15 minutes of fame before returning to real life.

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